I’ll take that bait:

Great playoffs; shitty management - it’s the NHL way!

What I’d like to see happen to Trump is to be impeached and put on trial for treason, for which he should be convicted and found guilty. Then, sued in civil court for damages... Found guilty and his assets sold off. He should be penniless.

Nixon was bad.

I really miss seeing Jon Stewart tell truth to power nightly. We need more of this.

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer

Brickman claimed it was because Southworth was constantly lobbying for more lenient laws regarding sex offenders, including pushing for the governor to commute the sentence of a specific individual serving time after being convicted of raping his step-daughter.

You live in Alabama? What’s it like? Are you mad at Florida for stealing all of your coastline? What happens there?

“I’m really impressed with the way Kentucky conducts its affairs, both in its government and as a group of responsible and concerned citizens.” Said no one ever.

They have learned nothing from the Blackhawks.  

“We will never forget the additional riders that GOP Senators can attach to the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.”, The Honorable Mister Turtlehead of K-Whacky.

Most non-powerlifting gyms won’t look too fondly on you using chalk, if you happen to go to one of those get an Eco Ball. It’s got the same advantages of chalk but doesn’t make a mess. I’ve had one for years so it’s not something that you need to buy on a regular basis.

He’s also a germaphobe, so it’s a twofer.

Anyone who ever—even for an instant—takes the spotlight off Special Big Boy is getting a reprimand.

This dude is further up his own ass than the super-serious high school theater kid who hisses at the parents in the audience if someone sneezes during that year’s production of CATS.

Christ. Science is never “settled,” but the question of whether you should get your kids vaccinated absolutely is.

About whether vaccines cause autism? Yeah, I mean, it is.

Meanwhile:

Personal exemption should preclude the parents from receiving state or Federal medical aid and should require that they acknowledge that they are fully and solely responsible for all medical expenses incurred by their offspring for as long as the personal exemption remains in effect.

We gotta start calling these people what they are: child-killers. They would rather have a dead child than one who has autism or some other (almost certainly fictional) “vaccine injury”.