What do you think Trump’s breath smells like? Bad, I know, but there’s different types of bad i.e coffee breath. His has got to be repulsive.

“Some have said that I am the greatest narcissist.” DJT

What’s left of his lasagna brain said: Ooh! Race car! NASCAR love me!

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

How much of a narcissist do you have to be to not only comment about an entirely different motorsport during this event, but to make this off-topic comment for the sole purpose of self-glorification?

If only someone had said giving him security clearance was a bad idea! Oh wait, everyone in the government and military did, yet Trump gave it to him. If only there was someone to blame in all this...

At least not from the entertainment side.  Hospitalization side is a boomin.

Not a good month PR-wise for the Dominican Republic.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

‘No way to prevent this, says sport where this regularly happens’?

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

And as a result they are beholden to him like the old factory towns of the past. It's Faustian.

its almost as if impossibly old and rich people cannot truly grasp the do or die fight that we are engaged in.

“Texas will not protect whistle blowers.”

HOLY SHIT, LADY!

That’s just it, all these Orange Idiot supporters think he’s their personal friend out to do their hate work. It’s truly an amazing dynamic if you think about it. Everyone with a 50's mentality of white privilege and brown people hatred have found their savoir who ironically doesn’t give two shits about them.  What we…

Ms. Clark, please show us your papers that prove you a smart enough to use Twitter.

Eh, it’ll do in a pinch.

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.