If anything, this isn’t even close to better. This is worse. Much worse. Scuzzier and slimier worse. It’s like Steve Bannon took Trump to his hair stylist. 

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

Yes. If he drove, he’d have generated at least six Silver Alerts down by Mar-a-Lago. 

When it all goed to shit, they will blame in on:

How has nobody thought to set up an obvious grift for some right-wing cause and just give it all to good causes instead? There’s got to be enough chaotic good lawyers who know their way around setting up a PAC or something to do this.

In what ways was Tillerson effective? He had zero foriegn policy accomplishments, didn’t fill the majority of positions in his department, and caused 60% of the career diplomats to resign. I’m glad that he’s getting under Trump’s skin because fuck Trump, but let’s not pretend that he was good at his job just because…

$200K to earn a sociology degree from Morehouse?

I feel like all the people that wanted to try to do a halfway decent job are already out, leaving only the grifters and the ones with an agenda.

I have a running theory that I’ve shared here that Trump thinks quotation marks are the same as italics or asterisks. He uses them for emphasis. His tweet looks much more true to his inner monologue when you swap them out:

Whoever picked Tillerson for Secretary of State must have been a supreme idiot then!

It’s been said time and time again, but to the idiots who voted for this guy because CEO = good president: If this presidency were a company Trump would have been fired 504 times by now.

I dont know why anyone in Trump’s inner circle doesn’t abandon ship at this point. He has made it clear that he will throw you to the sharks at the first sign of disloyalty. Might as well flee in mass. At least that way you'll be buried in all the tweets he would angrily send out. Plus, you give Trump time to do his…

Uhhhh....as someone who has numerous friends and family that work for the State Department, hate to break to you, but doing a decent - good job is false. Tillerson had no idea what he was doing and, quite frankly, didn’t really care for the job. However, the job certainly isn’t easier without any support or a boss…

he was actually doing his job and being moderately competent at it.

This really is the Pee Wee Herman regime, isn’t it? The president is basically:

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...

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