“I’m a learnerer!”

Georgia Clark, cosplaying as Ralph Wiggum

“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon,” and Rule No. 13, “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it”

Hanson: I know that when I’m here, and I’m not a very emotional guy, but when I go in town, and I go to my cleaner, and everybody’s speaking Spanish—

Why did I watch this

Don’t worry, I’m sure Alabama will address this since (according to their new press release) every life is sacred and a gift from god.

“WE R UNDERGOING CLASSIFIED TRAINING. IN A CLASSIFIED LOCATION. WE R SPIES.  MAGA.”

Oh bullshit.

Absolutely. This is an across the aisles problem.

Maybe it’s one of those situations, like when a politician says they served during a wartime period but actually just hung out on a stateside base.

If Stephen Miller had hair he’d be a near dead-ringer for Goebbels. You have no idea how creepy I find that to be.

Jeez, that was worse than when Deadpool landed on his back in the prison riot.

So it’s essentially what happens at basic training.

If Khabib had just tweeted this picture in response he would have won all the internets (for about 2 minutes).

This is the most embarrassing timeline.

The what?

It’s because there was butt stuff, isn’t it Mr. Kraft?

Khabib’s bear has photos.

Did they have extra secret service personnel around Tom Wilson?

This is the shittiest-looking Smithers cos-play I’ve ever seen.

I don’t understand why King continues to doubledown on his racism, like he’s just waiting for it to trend again in national politics and he wants to hit the ground running when it surges. Is he just stupid?