“I went to your schools. I went to your churches. I went to your institutional learning facilities where you bribed the administrators to let me pass.”

It’s not often in the morning that I scroll down the comments section and immediately start giggle-puking but here we are.

It’s amazing to witness a narcissistic personality disorder acquiescing to the symptoms of dementia in real time.

“National Socialists are socialists. It has the word Socialist right in the name, so Nazis are actually Leftists.”

“Access to Twitter is essential for meaningful participation in modern-day American Democracy,” Nunes’ complaint states. “A candidate without Twitter is a losing candidate. The ability to use Twitter is a vital part of modern citizenship. A presence on Twitter is essential for an individual to run for office or…

Mmm, might be a fake quote, according to this. Too bad.

Spoiler: he hangs everyone out to dry.

Enh, kinda but the support is waning. Trump“firing” Mattis didn’t help things either.

An executive order for a group of top officials from various government agencies to conduct a study to develop a strategy within the next 365 days to address veteran suicides.  I hope he didn’t sprain his wrist signing that.

A doctor, yes, but not an epidemiologist. I mean, I’d like to live in a world where all doctors, regardless of specialty, understand the benefits of vaccines but we’re not in it yet.  Hell, there are groups of nurses refusing to get the flu shot even if it’s employee-mandated, so clearly medical professionals are also…

I’m sorry that you’re forced to have that gak-filled sputum in your city.  I hope he doesn’t cause the beer to sour.

Boss Hogg is running?   Someone call the Duke boys.

Clearly, she’s just ready to go compete in bobsledding immediately following the broadcast.

It’s funny that an argument to prevent paying student athletes hinges on redistributing the money earned among the broader college community who would be unable to support themselves otherwise.  I wonder what the crossover is between people who don’t want to pay student athletes and people against socialism in the…

Honestly, it’s still surprising to me that Carlson is given any credence whatsoever after being destroyed by Jon Stewart over a decade ago.

I... what?  What the hell did I just read?

Jones is an unbelievable shitbag, so the ensuing corrective action is fitting.  This isn’t punishment, this is correcting the imbalance.

Add a white suit and Whitaker’s knocking D’Onofrio out of his role in Daredevil.

Unfortunately, this isn’t viable for those of us with parents with severe mobility issues or dementia/alzheimer’s.  I wish it were otherwise.

This sculpture looks very uncomfortable and surprised.