You guys get out of bed?

He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

yeah, but look at this fucking guy. From the video...

He just hit MY phone!

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

I’m going with exhaust tubing.

Colorado’s announcers were pretty awful in that clip.

“Earn your pinstripes” is beyond dumb, but I have been known to yell “Do Something” at White Sox hitters...soon followed by “Do something better” after the inevitable weak 4-3 groundout.

What if I get pissed off about unlicensed stickers of Calvin praying/pissing?

You obviously don’t read Marmaduke! It’s a big dog that isn’t even red.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

So disrespectful. this means they gotta throw at him now and maybe that will teach him to hit big dingers the Right Way, like they did in 1794.

I agree. But Comey was not the one who leaked the letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Chaffetz also mischaracterized the Comey letter, making it look way worse than it was. Arguably, Comey’s mistake was in thinking he could write a letter to the intelligence committee and expect the republicans on it to maintain the…

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

I live in paul ryan’s hometown, and let me fucking tell you, he is every bit the troll, gremlin, goblin, creep, fuckface you imagine him to be.

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.