It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.

Because theoretically a nurse is going to get it in the right spot (not all do) and if you go into anaphylaxis at home alone you have a problem. There should be more mobile clinics, though

That’s ok, I’ve got room in the back of my fridge, next to some 4 year old teriyaki sauce.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

A.k.a. the Republican solution to the problem.

Obviously, those of us reading this article don’t know if the correct call was made because we can’t see a different replay angle, but if the review team did see one and it shows that the runner was out, I don’t see how anything about this was “bullshit.”

You seem like someone who both has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so that I can invite you to my next party.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

Nightmare is one of my top 5 all time favorite movies =P

Many folks on twitter believe this bracket to be wildly misconstructed based on the seeding. I would tend to agree with that opinion. How is Wall E and Incredibles happening in round one or Frozen v Moana?

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

FRIENDZONED.

Sorry. Poorly worded. What I mean is, “didn’t much care one way or the other.” The context from the rest of the post probably should have clued you in to that, but I can appreciate not letting a good “lol” go.

I didn’t think much of LeBron in his first Cavs stint, and like any good and true American disliked his time on the Heat. But damn if this late-career run as the greatest David since... David ... to the Warrior’s Goliath has not brought me around to really loving to watch the guy play. Especially given that his…

I’m not proud of this, but I’m like 99-percent certain I’d never heard of Luke Kornet before I saw Noah Vonleh dunk on him.

A couple texts I sent to a fellow Bulls fan during this game:

“This is honestly the worst NBA game I’ve ever seen”

Since I hate not knowing things, I did look it up. Danita Kane was apparently a girl band made for a reality tv show on MTV, and Aubrey O’Day is someone who looks more like a real doll than a human being and also used to date another reality show star from Jersey Shore.