Phantom Smells

My husband and I purchased our first house together, it needed a lot of renovation work. But we got it for a pretty reasonable price because of this. It was a small house but I was totally in love with it and the backyard, it was a huge long kind of narrow backyard and definitely overgrown. We shared one fence with a…

hey fellow horror fans, i’m currently putting together a PDF of all the stories so they’re easier to read. anyone want a copy?

My husband worked for the FBI, dealing with missing persons cases. Three times in the five years, he had seen what he says looks like almost the same cat (a completely white cat, except for the black on it’s face) near locations where they’ve found the missing person. All in very different areas of the country though…

“Caller ID”
 
About twenty years ago I was part of a Buddhist community in New Haven Ct. It was fine for a short time, but ultimately disintegrated due to the Lama not being able to keep his dick in his pants. I stayed for about 3 years as a non resident, but some people lived at the center, did long retreats and took…

I have a freakishly good long term memory when it comes to my early childhood. For instance, I can vividly remember the bedtime routine that my mother - who died when I was young - took me through each night. She would carry me on her hip, and we would go all throughout the house so that I could say goodnight to…

Next to it was a large clown doll, staring up at me with dead clown doll eyes, leaned against the wall, as if watching me enter his domain.

This is by far— by FAR— the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.

I told this last year, I think, but it’s worth sharing.

My story isn’t spooky or scary but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever experienced to the supernatural and I’ll never forget it.

My parents thought they were just going to have one chid-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

Given some of your language describing other humans in this post, I think you likely got the day karma planned for you.  Google ableism, then rethink your post.

I have zero scary stories because every time anything gets remotely spooky I nope out, or grab a cricket bat and DEAL WITH IT. I will not be the queer who always dies in a horror movie.

I hope I’m not too late, or too gray! But anyway here is my spoooookkkkyyyyy story.

Doesn’t this mean you are also basic

As a grumpy Old who does not condone early Christmas, I will be buying this album and listening to it exactly on Oct. 26. John Legend is a goddamn shining star on top of a Christmas tree. 

Right. I mean, if you’re happy with your routine and your skin, okay, I guess? But I feel like a simplified k-beauty routine would serve much better, and probably be better for the skin in the long run. I’m concerned if you’re doing those Biore strips more than once a week or so. Even that’s probably pushing it a bit.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to apply oil to your skin if you’re still fighting breakouts and using Biore strips. You could probably do a lot more to unclog your pores and improve your skin’s texture by using something with glycolic or lactic acid in it like COSRX AHA 7 or Paula’s Choice Skin Perfecting AHA Gel.

“The fact that I’m from Mississippi doesn’t help, as we make our salads with Cool Whip.”

• What’s your favorite salad green? Baby romaine and butter lettuce mix. Or spring mix, if it’s arugula-free.