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Routine is KEY.

annnnnndddd we’re off! freaky booties on, GBBO on tv, wine in hand, will impatiently wait for glorious glorious peeling.

I got a dog this week. Five years since my previous dog died, almost to the day, this dog came into my life and I am so damn in love with this adorable beast. I have been less stressed in the last few days than I have been in years. Puppy love FTW!

Baby feet was crazy! My husband was totally grossed out but I was oddly satisfied peeling big layers of skin off my feet. It does take about 2 weeks to be completely done.

Sorry things have been so stressful. I LOVE BABYFEET! You put your feet in the booties, wait an hour, and rinse. Then...nothing happens! A few days later your feet start peeling like mad. If you are a compulsive picker like me, this will keep you busy. Keep your mind off things!

Between end of cruddy season at work, and the continued stress of being a caregiver to a sick fiance, I’ve been looking into small things to make me feel less stressed. I got the big ones (puppy walks, yoga, cooking/baking, adult beverages and plant products). I’d like to try some beauty product like stuff, including

Wow you’re super reasonable and not unhinged at all.

Go the everloving Christing monkeyfuck away Kathy, you indefensible moron. Stop generating more headlines about this bullshit non-issue that your stupid ass unnecessarily created and giving Trump a hand-knitted distraction from his Russian entanglements.

You couldn’t be doing him a bigger favor if you tried, you

I saw Kathy Griffin interviewed on a late night show — I think it was Seth Meyers — a few years ago, and her main anecdote was about the time she ran into someone she’d said horrible things about on Fashion Police, and that person had the gall to let her know they were unhappy with her comments. Griffin was deeply

Imagine something awful happened to you. Something that left deep emotional scars, and you struggle to talk openly about it. Or maybe you have talked about it but people either don’t listen or say you’re making too much of a fuss or go “that old chestnut”...

It’s problematic when white people create art they think will be helpful to marginalized groups without consulting with those groups first. Those groups can tell allies what artwork white people could create that would be helpful to them. White people shouldn’t guess, they should ask.

Because Native Americans have had their culture, lives and land stolen by white people. White people committed genocide against the Native Americans. They get touchy when white people also want to tell their story. Native Americans have pretty much lost all agency. Thats whats offensive to Native Americans about his

Oh, well if Shygurl’s cool with it, who cares what the Sioux think.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

OMG THANKS FOR ASKING.

psst...Miss, you’ve forgotten your pants!

It’s amazing (to me) that a movie I had not heard one wit about has a trailer this good. Do you want me to see your movie? Because that is how you get me to see your movie.

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

Oh Kara, you poor dear. If these know-nothing jerk-bags (combo of jerk-offs and douche bags) keep up their in your face willful ignorance of the clean grace and beauty of actual shade, I’m worried we’ll need to get you some professional help. Internet hugs and love to you. Stay strong my dear. We need you now more

Ms. Savannah needs to worry about her own situation. Specifically, her foundation situation.