I think part of the problem is “horror” is many genres. I mean we don’t have a genre called “excitement” — we describe what the excitement is about — superheroes, science fiction, spies, cops, whatever, and people are free to like some of those and hate others. The same is true for horror. I don’t like slasher movies…

GirchyGirchy has the $5 solution to this problem.

At those prices, he’d be crazy to fill up anywhere else.

Cars look great, photographed at night in gas stations!

Yeah I don’t quite get the reasoning behind “I’m going to pull the plugs while the engine is running fine, but a belt that powers the water pump is slipping for sure and could be easily fixed, but nah”

“with no windshield wipers’

Right? It’s also why so many car ads put water on the pavement in the ad — it just looks better. The lights, the reflections. Magic. A gas station that looks skanky during the day looks like a futuristic UFO landing site at night. The lights, the colors, the contrast.

Why do cars always look awesome in gas stations late at night? 

The only white van I’ve seen that was more of a red flag than this one is the one that I saw parked in the parking lot of an abandoned Home Depot that had “Foot Massage - $5” painted on the back window.

There was a rule I was taught in college (2000-2004) about how to tell immediately if the person you were interested in was crazy.

They never said what the top speed actually is. I’d imagine higher than the Chiron. That drag coefficient has got to be quite a bit less.

A proper parody of peak Jalopnik. Accept my golf clap

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

Good news! Companies in these modern times produce more than one model. My go to gloves for Cold weather, with a capital “C” are the Black Diamond Pursuit, Marmot Ultimate Ski Glove and Outdoor Research’s Alti Mitts, roughly in order of insulating ability. As always, it depends on your activity level and physiology to…

Good news! Companies in these modern times produce more than one model. My go to gloves for Cold weather, with a…

You realize of course, these systems are for things like parking assist, lane departure and emergency braking. Systems that are easily replaced by a driver giving even the slightest fuck about the safety of his or her family.

It’s interesting. When I was a kid, TV repair shops were a thing. Your TV would die, and dad would lug the monster into a shop full of broken TVs. The guy would tell you it would take a week or two to fix and you had to get by on the ancient black and white from the attic until he was done.

But she’s beautiful! I...

It seems to me that anyone who is offended or shocked to see a woman who is not wearing make up probably hasn’t woken up next to a woman very often.

Maybe I’m old. Maybe I’ve been married “to long”. Maybe I just don’t like bullshit. But I don’t care if you wear makeup or not.

As a guy with a beard I have to mention that facial hair is make-up for dudes and we should be more open about that. So let he willing to shave off his facial hair to reveal his actual jawline cast the first stone.