I see your list conveniently fails to mention the memorable scene in which Shia’s character, taking a cue from a band of friendly, helpful monkeys, begins to improbably swing Tarzan-style from a series of conveniently arranged vines, and is actually able to use this technique to travel faster than a pair of motor-vehic…

So... two very well-made, attractive, and reasonably affordable large-sized vehicles that were already considered to be a good deal at their original price points haven’t needed to reduce those prices?

He doesn’t actually have to prove anything to ask a hypothetical question. It’s a thought exercise.

Yes. More yellow cars in more different shades is always the right answer.

I’ve found that they load more often in Chrome than in Firefox, though still not 100% of the time. I thought I was done with Chrome, but now I’m stuck using it again, for Jalopnik.

I know others have pointed this out, but it really is the Alex Jones model, where you deliberately present things in a very over-the-top manner because, in terms of viewer engagement, it works. When you stir people up, whether by making them angry or afraid or whatever, they start to act on emotions, and when people…

Yeah, I mean, I was initially wishing they’d gone the other way and leaned way into the crazy, more angular eva design language and/or a more visible NERV logo, but if you’re gonna go subtle/tasteful (which they’ve done really well here) then that bright white “Eva 2" on the neck lets it down a bit.

I put nearly 100 hours into the original Spintires, and another dozen into MudRunner (I need to play more of that one.) I once described Spintires as “the best game that you’ll never convince any of your friends to play with you.”

People with that many different items either have a lot of online friends (giving them access to a lot more store items per day) or they’ve time-traveled to amass a fortune in bells and open the upgraded shop on their own island way before everyone else. Sometimes both.

After you’ve succeeded in getting K.K. Slider to put on his first concert on your island, Tom Nook will give you a new app in your Nook Phone that gives you the power to do “paths,” which is a way to put patterns on the ground much more quickly than going into your pattern editor and laying them down one by one.…

I thought the site was pretty great for about a minute and a half until it hit me with the “open-mouthed snack-chewer 2 inches from your ear” bit and I nope’d the eff out.

I’ll agree that having 2 seasons in a row that run overtime makes me a little nervous, but I wouldn’t go shoveling dirt on Fortnite just yet. I think a significant contributor to the latest “doom and gloom” predictions are due to the streaming numbers for Valorant, but even with pockets as deep as Riot’s, they can’t…

Oh man. As a former game dev, a Chex Quest remake was always at the top of my list for obscure passion projects I’d like to pitch, but the stars never aligned.

Somebody has been playing way too much Forza Horizon 4.

Church that has been a primarily in-person affair for thousands of years and now, instantaneously, across basically all faiths and denominations, converted to live-streaming online. Like video games.

Are people saying it looks bad? Granted, I can’t read most of these tweets, so I don’t know what they’re actually saying, but I didn’t pick up on any negativity about the look.

I haven’t been told to do it, but I absolutely shower and change clothes immediately after returning home from a grocery trip.

I’ve seen multiple people suggest that was the case, but I’m pretty sure I got eggs from every shadow size other than “largest.”

Yeah, I love a good seasonal live event as much as the next guy, but man it is a lot harder right now to make (legitimate, non-time traveling) bells to pay off your mortgage when 2/3 of the “fish” you catch turn out to be water eggs.

Sorry, ignore this comment which I was unable to delete. It had a bunch of math in it, but it was based on the assumption that Pitchford’s $12 million was a bonus specifically for Borderlands 3, when in fact that bonus was years earlier. Sorry.