Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

He didn’t even knock the guy out stiff. He flattened him completely limp. That was brutal.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Ahhhhh, we have reached the Summit of Mt. Shit.

The omission of skateboarding as a top video game sport is criminal. The Tony Hawk games are so good they've completely ruined watching actual skateboarding for me.

Last time my Yorkies did that, I sold them to a takeout restaurant I stopped using.

Clearly he’s never had a double-double with grilled onions.

I told my (now) wife something early when we started shacking up: You can tell me what to do, or how to do it. But not both.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Here’s your chart to live by:

“Google”

That looks more like the Michael Brown defense....

Best to get on the good side of this wrestler so he won’t be taking $115 million from you guys in the future.

Finally, Gawker Media acknowledges Nick has been defeated by a wrestler.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

And this is the first time Wilde Lake has ever been described as “well-to-do” in the history of the Internet. Congrats.

Would 48 y/o Deion scold 46 y/o Deion?