Oh I know. I once nearly overcooked the pork shoulder for the pozole. I was given a pat on the back and a modelo, then asked in the most polite way possible to stay the fuck out of the kitchen unless they need something off the top shelf.

With Mumford and sons playing their new stuff at the end

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

Nah, my face knows where it’s at.

There’s really no reasonable explanation for an Oregonian not knowing. They’re usually just willfully ignorant about the outside world.

Moved back yet? Lol. I couldn’t bring myself to live in that god-awful state. Or Maryland. Fuck the traffic laws and enforcement in both of those states.

I live in Fairfaix county. I was given a ticket for no inspection while turning into the parking lot of the inspection station. (I had just moved to VA from MI) Sigh...

Yep. My commute into work is 12 miles. It regularly takes me 1.5 hours in the morning on the hell that is 66E. Going home generally isn’t too bad, though, about half an hour.

Nahh, it means I get to loot the vending machines in the lunch room.

Gil’s writing is the only crime I can see. I had to re-read most sentences two times to understand what he was saying.

Erm, the ones who died on the voyage over aren’t ancestors.

I only use Artisan Ginger Rubbed firewood.

First mistake: Having kids. That shit ruins everyones life.

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

“this is just about being young and not knowing any...[better]”

No, pretty sure that is 66.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.