The slideshow started with me enjoying the witty captions. It ended with me really wanting an extra $300 so I could buy these shoes for my hubs. They’re nice!

Literally every Republican I know (thankfully...)

Thank you. That’s all I could think of reading this inflammatory bullshit.

Yes what a strange angle!

Floridian here. Can’t stand this woman and what she stands for...and I’m glad he did this and didn’t just let it go after 1,2,3...4 millions deflections and excuses.

if you think about these guns and who we know buys them, I am just really, unfortunatley, not surprised. I bet this reporter was one of the sanest looking shoppers they've seen in recent days. Not that they discriminate anyway...it was on special after all.

Thoughts and prayers right?

Orlandoan here. Thousands went to donate blood today. I went and waited at 2 different sites but they couldn’t accommodate the response so they sent me and others home, pleading with us to try another day. It was a beautiful thing in the midst of all this heartbreak.

I bought it on amazon....wanted the visual album in DVD form (it comes with)

Favorite puke story. On a bachelorette weekend we took a very non-standard looking cab home. We realized one girl was sitting in sort of a clear slime and then we realized it was vomit. She started getting pukey herself and then had to make the crazy cab driver pull over so she could puke herself. (I do have to feel…

My wisdom teeth removal was a medical insurance deal—try calling them! Good luck. :(

That shoulder bounce was what got me too!

Hilarious!

Haven't had many feelings for David Beckam in about 20 years, but seeing him all cheesy dancing with AC singing to Rick Astley...mmm. It's like an entire decade of 90s nostalgic hormones just coursing thru my veins.

Oops I just wrote this. Jinx I owe you a Coke

I have never once in my life heard the word promiscuous describe a male.

They do ask that of everyone. My doctor asked that during routine questions but also every time I had to go to the hospital during pregnancy for illness, complications etc. I felt good hoping it could've helped t least someone who needed it.

:( Unpopular opinion: I love his song! I get this feeling in my baaaaahdy. And I just can’t stop. Cant stop.

Screenshotted. You are awesome.

This is my most favorite thing I’ve read in a long time. I have copied and texted the link to many. And I kept accidentally hitting the link as I sent it so you got like 8 clicks worth from me, and I’m just great with that. Bravo! Bravo to you too, Fuckin’ Craig. You have a new Twitter follower.