I feel like he'd be a great character on House of Cards.

Yes! Floridian here. Was so surprised to not recognize the highway #! (although i went to bed after turning off the local news “man attacks with nunchucks and escapes in golf cart...”

Yeah, Uber is like...that counts all the complaints that were saying “Out Uber driver was ok...a little grumpy and his car smelled a little like soup...but it’s not like he raped us or anything, so we give him 3 stars.”

((Hearts-for-eyes face!!))

I love him. I love Ellen. This just made my day.

Oh well, I do apologize for making light of it. I did just love the imagery of rubbing a panty liner on someone’s face. 2 out of 3 of my labors got close to needing a c section and in no way would I have ever second guessed a doctor telling me I needed one. Also wish your dad best of health.

I think it's because it requires utensils. And every time I picture someone eating spaghetti, they have a red checkered bib on.

I just cackled like a hyena and had to tell my husband here next to me there is absolutely no way he wants to know what I'm laughing about. You and your mom are awesome. And I gotta say, I kind of love your dad for Just hanging out eating some nachos and discussing vagina stuff with his wife and kid.

My understanding is that there are additives needed for any water to flow thru these pipes. There are lead pipes in many cities but the water that flows thru them is treated so that it doesn't carry lead with it...I may be off a little but this was my understanding...that was that whole $100/day thing. I guess that's…

Just love this story. My hubby had a long recovery after a surgery this year (but recovery nonetheless so I am thankful) — we spent a lot of time where he couldn’t move in a hospital bed. The memories we share of that time are just like this. We watched HGTV marathons of Fixer Upper. It takes your mind off how bad…

Had me at “media chode.”

No - I'm with you. Jay lies like a rug

Whut. Is happening in this photo?

Me too! Although right now that’s about as much as Bernie’s average contribution.

Me too! CDC says don’t drink, o fertile ones. And button another button, for chrissakes!

Not sure how to properly add to your question but is it better to start now or is there a way to start from the beginning ??

Crap! I switched their names. What a fail. I have seen each episode numerous times! I love DREW. (but he’s so useless at the home improvement stuff...until the end when he adjusts a vase or puts some apples in a bowl.)

Team Jonathan before I moved to my current house. But my house needs a lot of work...so I'm switching to team Drew. they're identical anyway... (Wink wink)

The chicken nuggets tweet was my favorite part.