Confusing beagle metaphor notwithstanding, are you suggesting that people should only own phones if they read tech news and regularly research which system prompts are legitimate? If so, I don’t think that’s very sustainable. While I’m proud of my writing, it shouldn’t be required reading in order for someone to not…

Holy shit! That poor kid.

I kind of just assumed he was like a Ken doll below the belt- just a smooth blank space.

I was doing hot sweaty summer sex with no ac one time and Salt N Pepa -Push It came on. We both just had to stop and laugh hysterically.

fake news.

Really? Who would that be?

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I have had sex to three of those artists, and one of those songs.

I’m not saying we need corn pop diversity. Corn pops aren’t people! But if you’re going to the trouble of making one brown, let it party with the other corn pops, for god’s sake.

I’m not going to blame the brand, because I can guarantee you this was the work of some little dipshit MAGA troll in advertising who did this and is probably having a real big fucking laugh over it with his 4chan buds right now. I mean, why is there even a fucking janitor there in the first place? It’s completely out…

Three women claim Halperin, while fully clothed, pressed his erection against their bodies without their consent.

if you think other poc can’t be racist, uh, i got some news

Might as well throw wives in there, lady, in the interest of being inclusive

And the thing is...most of our husbands are assholes, too!! Most of our husbands have sexually harassed or made racist jokes. Most men have. We need to admit this and take it from there.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

Now the Zodiac Killer has no choice but to reveal himself in order to distance himself from Ted Cruz.

Then he’d pop a tic-tac and say something to the effect of “Melania’s going to kill me for this” and then proceed to ‘move on her like a b*tch’.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

It’s true. Ashley, I hope you’re the one who finally gets to break Donald’s piss video.