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Danny DeVito's pronunciation of "who're"
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Water? He looks like he might be on the way down in search of breast milk!

You didn’t get old, you just didn’t realize she was never interesting until now. 

“Why can Charles get tested with “mild” symptoms when NHS staffers can’t?”

Do some celebrities get known for a style they cannot escape?

this is funny

I wish he would lose the goat. 

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Mmmmm. Nicholas Hoult is a beautiful man in contemporary dress, but there’s something about him in culottes and a powdered wig that makes my heart go pitter patter.

I just can’t understand the parents in a situation like this. Couldn’t you have named him Andrew? James? Corbin? Ezra? Literally anything other than Richard would have been acceptable. I mean, I realize he’s probably Dick Pound the 3rd or something like that, but even if it’s the world’s shittiest family name that does

It’s almost inconceivable that Stevie typed this herself, considering the glaring typo referring to the most important album of her career as “Runours”...

Who is Marshall Law and why does she have beef with him?

Evangeline Lilly might value her freedom over her health, but it’s not just her health on the line — it’s other people’s health. And since she’s living with someone with leukemia, she should know better.

I really love that the only thing keeping the Jonas Brothers relevant is how cool their wives are.

I mean, she’s Italian. She looks Asian. 

Her plastic surgeon actively hates her.

That’s Madonna? WHAT?

On top of that it's not as if there's a great track record of prisoners being believed when they try to get help for health problems like trouble breathing.

okay, so, no sympathy for weinstein obviously, couldn’t happen to a more deserving person, but this is going to be devastating for prison and jail populations. imagine being some kid picked up for possession and then get held in jail indefinitely because you can’t afford bail and they’ve suspended all court hearings

Kris Jenner confuses me, I guess. She always seems so phony and mercenary. Is that her idea of being a matriarch? Could be but it what kind of example has she been? The family has a shitton of fame and money and Kim know is apparently fighting for justice (on TV of course) soI guess it depends on how we each judge a

Kris Jenner is an OG game whore, but that said, my own mother has done the opposite of looking out for me. Perhaps Kris's motivations are wealth, exposure and privilege, but she seems to look out for her kids.