I just want to share that I didn’t really know what fisting was until I saw some fanart depicting the act when I was a teenager and it haunts me to this day.

All praise be to the Wise One Rihanna.

Wow. Just when I thought this woman couldn't BE any more horrible. What, did she watch Weinstein's attorney and decide she needed someone to hold her beer? 

Yeah like he’s just along for the ride of the experience of being with these fantastic women for a little while. He seems friendly with them and they only have nice things to say about him. It’s puzzling.

He could be credibly cast as a villain, because he could completely cut you with those damn cheekbones.

His serene confidence is like a warm, sexy cocoon. His public life is remarkably drama free, even for a “conscious, clean” rapper. Makes me wonder why none of his extremely eligible exes hubbed him up yet.

There’s something in the swelling of the music behind it... it just carried me along. It’s such a beautiful song. (And I love sunflower vol. 6 too. The clavichord (?) is just charming. Good choice for a tattoo!)

Is Affleck dating that young woman? Real talk: he looks like he could be her dad.

Lady Gaga just can’t remain single, can’t she? I feel like she goes through boyfriends like we do toilet paper, and they all turn into fiances so we know she dates these men seriously and not like a hook up. Whats going on there?

I’m less disheartened by their age difference, and more so by the fact that he’s a fucking mess. Girl, no.

Apparently she’s 31 so.... I guess she knows what she’s doing.

Jared Leto didn’t know about coronavirus because he was on a meditation retreat, of course

I am 100% behind the Common/Tiffany Haddish pairing. (Hadmon? Commish? Commish.)

Common has the greatest dating history of all time. Erykah Badu, Taraji P. Henson, Serena Williams, Laura Dern, Angela Rye. That man’s pheromones only attracts talent. A true sapiosexual.

Christ on a feckin’ cracker, Celine Dion is a hugely successful woman and should never be described as some man’s heiress (which also seemed to make light of his death and her very public pain relating to processing it).

The more Jim Halpert brags about his marriage, the more I think they’re going to get divorced.

I’ve been having a really hard time recently trying to convince my immunocompromised boomer parents to take this crisis seriously and stop gallivanting everywhere. My dad and I have been arguing every day about this. I think that’s the reason why, when I was listening to Harry’s song Fine Line the other day, I got to…

Less than 3,000 people died on September 11, and in response we ended up launching two wars and creating a massive police state bureaucracy (all while claiming that if we changed our lifestyles, the terrorists win). Meanwhile, people can’t stand not going out for one single St. Patrick’s day weekend. I don’t think…

I assume that Grande’s fans like herself are mostly young and definitely not in the “danger” zone and really have no worry about themselves unless they are already immunodeficient or have some chronic conditions but these young people have knowingly and unknowingly, direct and indirect interactions with older folks…