No mention of the Borgias and their plague episodes? For shame. 

Taylor has always been boring af. She started off as a boring country girl, and right when she was starting to look like a bit of a player dating older men, they set her up with a PR relationship with Harry Styles. She parlayed a 9 week dating situation into an entire album and from then on it’s all been hanging out…

I didn’t love Niall’s first album, and this just feels equally bland to me.

I have purposely unfollowed all celebrities I had who were doing shit like this. I still follow my fave local musicians who are posting music because <3 but that is it.

I think Kris Jenner is to blame for it all, and that melted sex robot Seacrest. 

Can we take a second to address the fact that Stevie Fucking Nicks told Harry Styles that Fine Line is his Rumours?? That’s fucking huge. Not only that, but she’s underlined it, implying that she’s told him this before and he didn’t believe her.

Please save Kourtney, though, who seems to have as much disdain for her family as the rest of us do. (Plus she has the funniest kids) 

Seriously, I can understand why Kourtney hates Kim so much. 

They have adorable children and ... that’s the only compliment I can give them 

I mean, I couldn’t stand Swift before all this happened, but it was pretty clear back in 2016 that while she and Kanye clearly did talk, and she did approve some lyrics, she did not approve ALL lyrics. There was a reason they filmed it in the first place, and there was a reason they only released snippets.

Yeah I think maybe he’s just not a long term kind of dude, and that’s fine. It means more people get to experience being loved by him and honestly, I’m just so jealous. 

DAMN u right. 

Maybe he’s one of those dudes who’s sort of mentally always wandering? (Not cheating! More like, looking for the next challenge in life?) 

Yes! It’s bittersweet and lamenting at the start, and the first time you listen to it you don’t (well I didn’t) even realize the music is starting to swell and it flips on you and you end up with this totally joyous feeling? It’s my favourite six minutes on any album ever, probably.

I mean, if someone worked for three weeks doing basic admin and then 25 years later had their name randomly trudged up and were accused of engineering this whole thing, I would have some sympathy.

He is unbelievably beautiful and it’s more than his face - he has this innate calmness and strength about him. Even when he’s playing bad guys, I see his face and I feel soothed. 

HARRY STYLES IN FISHNETS let’s talk about this, please. Between the new album talking about freedom and being yourself and all the new androgynous photoshoots, I’m living for the new, free Harry Styles.

Not to be dramatic, but I also burst into tears at “we’ll be alright.” It felt like the first time I believed it in a long time.

He’s always been an incredible performer, but his first album it seemed like people were distracted from the actually beautiful songs like Ever Since New York, Meet Me In the Hallway and From the Dining Table in favour of the louder bops. His second album is fucking incredible, and I’m glad it’s getting recognized as…

When I was a teenager/early 20s I used to live with my grandma. I had a boyfriend and she used to “accidentally” walk in on him in the shower to see how big his dick was.