If I didn’t read this, I wouldn’t have been able to tell that wasn’t one of the Jimmy’s. They literally all look the same, these bland middle aged white bois. 

That initial press statement that confirmed their relationship and condemned the media made it pretty clear he wasn’t in this to fuck spiders. 

They’ve really blown the whole thing up. I feel like it’s as simple as “but you’re leaving me to do this on my own” more than anything else.

I was so caught off guard by how sweet and lovely and wholesome season 1 is (and I don’t remember laughing as hard at anything in recent years as I did with the illiterate reveal!)

I love Daniel Radcliffe! He’s doing some fucking fantastic work in Miracle Workers. 

Her fashion isn’t for me necessarily (I want to see better tailoring - Missy Elliott has been wearing this stuff, tailored better, for decades, and Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy style was PERFECT and I’m still emulating it). I want Billie to find a tailor to finesse her look a little, and thanks but please stop trying to…

The only person I will allow to tweet in all caps is Cher. 

I really like Sevigny when I see her in things; she just does a lot of left of centre things that aren’t always my taste. I never bought her as a fashionista, though. 

Truly not my problem. 

Honestly though - what do you guys consider good reality TV? I can really only stand to watch Geordie Shore, because I think most of the cast at any given time are actually quite sweet (Chloe, Sophie, Nathan, etc) and they just sort of throw them all together, get everyone flirting and get them drunk, and let them all…

I wouldn’t say this is a Joan problem - the new brief for Jezebel articles seems to be “be as mean as possible.” I miss the snark and well meaning insight of Jez of old (miss you Bobby, Lindy, Anna, Jules, Clover, et al) 

I literally watched the South Park episode that they did on Britney after the VMAs thing and I felt sick. We have an obsession with tearing down and killing celebs. 

Yeah, Ariana Grande has actually been gross for a long time, I think people are just starting to cotton on now. Her whole brownface thing has been a massive issue for ages - good on Pete for calling it out.

This was my only thought! YES DOLLY SHOW US ALL YOUR BUTTERFLIES!! 

Which is hilarious, because he begs for attention and then goes back into hiding as soon as all the harassment and rape allegations come back out again. 

She is so pretty and I like some of her music. That’s as much as I can comment about. 

I do a before wash when I’m changing a tampon, but there is ALWAYS an after wash as well! !

The girl who moisturizes her feet at her desk in my current job takes the cake in recent times. Going back a few years, we had a gentleman who kept a journal about all his rape fantasies of the women in the office.

I thought I was over anything Dracula related but holy shit, Gina Torres as one of the brides?? This is perfect casting. Who are the other two??!! 

I can’t tell if this is a joke since my comment is six fucking months old ...