I’ve invested plenty of time into Vikings, so I’ll watch to the end. My predictions are:

She’s definitely the most recognisable and has a defining role; while I like the others I can’t say the same about them. 

See, I only wear mascara and if I skip that then people claim I look sick.

Californication was terrible but it had a sense of humour regarding how shitty those characters were, and a solid joke ratio. The Affair is such a weird show... boo to everyone except Pacey. (love Maura Tierney but not her character) 

I HATE how they look but I own a couple of pairs and lord, they are COMFY. 

Nothing in the world could make me watch another WWII movie made by another white man, but dammit if I didn’t watch all of Styles’ interviews to promote it. He seems like a darling.

I really love To Be So Lonely, and I think Golden and Adore You are Lights Up style bops! Watermelon Sugar is on my sex playlist, and I think Cherry is a really pretty song. But I think his life changing album is still one or two away, a la Ariana Grande. He’s still working his style out, and I’m fine with that. It’s…

Hey - Harry actually chooses a charity in every city he tours to support. My friend attended a show at his last tour where he chose an immigration charity; people could choose to write a post card to the administration and talk about why they disagreed with his policies. Proceeds from his tour and merch go to the…

I loved Wolves - but I can’t name another Selena Gomez song. I feel like her fame is a carry over from her Disney days and her former relationships. That being said, she’s a stunning woman and very talented, and I want her to find better writers and producers to get her to a better place musically. 

I won’t criticize Memories, because it was written as a tribute to Maroon 5's manager, who is also Jonah Hill and Beanie’s brother, and I think the sentiment is nice. (Wake Up Call is the best M5 song, @ me)

Beanie is a goddamn delight. I hope she has an incredible career. She’s so damn fun and sweet and lovely! 

THANK YOU. This woman is disgusting and was basically preying on Styles. I’ve always hated the narrative that “Harry likes older women” when they were clearly grooming him and taking advantage of him. 

IDK, I kind of love that Harry is becoming this modern pop/rock icon who wears what he wants and rocks long hair and short hair and paints his nails. He’s a performer who’s notoriously shy, so it seems like his look is more of a way to break through and put the focus somewhere that isn’t his personal life when he…

I really bopped to Ariana’s albums this year (Successful might be the funnest song she’s ever done) but two weeks from the end of the year and Fine Line is already my favourite start to finish album. It was unexpected, and honest, and I may have cried while PMSing and listening to Falling. 

Considering the people reviewing the music here put more thought into being ‘snarky’ than actually reviewing the music, I can’t say I’m surprised.

Sally Field gets an honourable mention, just for pure charm alone. 

Taylor Swift spoke for 16 minutes?? 

I’m wondering if this is to cover examination (potentially invasive examination) of victims of assault ... “sexual contact” could mean touching someone’s genitals, but in the event of an ME checking for evidence it’s legally covered.

I literally began to hate Chris Evans because Captain America was so fucking bland. He’s such a fun and actually good actor. HUMAN TORCH HAD MORE INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT THAT CAP AND I’LL CARVE THAT ON MY TOMBSTONE. 

I’m glad both of you are in better positions now!