I would rather read a product review than watch someone who gets paid to say good things spout off bullshit. I will grant you instructional videos, though.

I’m genuinely surprised by how much shit there is on YouTube. Don’t most people just use it to watch new music videos?

I hate this because Evan can do so, so much better 

Considering they’ve always been rumoured to be on great terms, and he even went to her 50th birthday party, it’s even more bizarre this keeps being talked about.

Yeah, thinking back on Legally Blonde I’m struggling to think of an outfit that’s pure sex appeal, aside from the bunny costume where she was overtly attempting to be sexy. Maybe the bikini? 

Jordyn gets a pass because she was 20-21 when her friend’s partner made a move on her. She’s young enough that I can forgive her working her shit out while looking for a support system.

I hope your friend is okay, and has a great support system to get her through this. 

I fucking hate that “you bougie fuck” made me laugh.

Harry and Kendall are both so gorgeous. I don’t know who I find more attractive.

Dem babies are so cute, they’re so lucky to have Nick and Mariah on such good terms. There are married couples that don’t even get along that well. 

Hahaha god they do seem like the type to have a palimony agreement worked out. I always loved that they literally just got together to have babies then split, but seem to be really chill coparents.

“sex slave” is also fairly fetishist, isn’t it? There are scores of people who use that term, or “slave” in general, to refer to submission or extreme submission. I can’t help but feel using these words to describe (as Virginia rightly stated) child sex trafficking diminishes the role these men and their associates…

Rose McGowan also grew up in the Children of God cult, and apparently was only removed by her father when her older sisters became of age for other members to abuse.

Kanye is mentally unwell, I don’t wanna cancel the dude just because he hasn’t worked out the best way to take care of himself.

Props to Nick Cannon for never saying a bad word about Mariah and also for calling out Drake. I hate the slam about the dick sucking, but I figure it’s more about how obviously homophobic Eminem is than anything. Obviously, it’s gross to out anyone.

Bey and Jay are Miley level desperate to remain relevant; the difference is, while their long term plan was better than most celebrities at drumming up interest, it’s now getting old. They had a five year game plan centered around revealing their affairs, their marital problems, their reconciliation and their kids,…

I’d watch anything for Francois Arnaud (I watched every single Midnight, Texas episode for that man) but this was pretty disappointing. It felt like he and Elizabeth Perkins were in a totally different show to everyone else.

I’m going to watch this again and maybe I’ll see it with different eyes :)

The irony that people have been calling Charles simple and basic and boring for all these years, who have spent so long railing against him because he’s wanted to streamline the royal family and lessen expenses, to them now leaning on him in these tough times for guidance is truly amazing.

I had no idea they were married!