Was it a human/fish love story? I thought it was about how the fish found his friends, so it inspired him to leave and go find his own?

Taylor Swift and her 11 year old lyrics are forever so cringeworthy, I love that other artists evolve and improve and change and she is still the same basic brat she was ten years ago. I appreciate her dedication to her blandness. 

Normally I would agree, but he doesn’t have a single definable physical or personality trait that makes him recognisable, and even in interviews he’s just so ... not charismatic. He reminds me of Tom Hiddleston and Ben Affleck - just so painfully basic and boring. 

*Lisa Marie

The only thing I like about these two together is that they clearly have a really great friendship. That face licking video was gross but sort of proved that they are very chill with each other. I’m glad that, for young pop stars, they have a genuine friendship. 

I actually think he was already leaning pretty hard into it with the first album; he’s just going full Jagger into it now!

I LOVE rings (Phoebe Buffay is like my jewellery icon) but even I struggle to understand how people can wear so many chunky rings and not feel like their fine motor skills are being impeded upon.

He’s always been totally skeevy. The fact that he’s still coasting off of his NSYNC days and still talks about Britney is gross as hell; he’s not better than them, no matter how much he pretends to be.

I initially read your post as “25 year old son” and it gave me a giggle, sorry and thank you. 

“I stay away from gossip as much as I can”

Armie Hammer is too vanilla and bland to have kinks, I won’t hear otherwise. 

Save Kourtney though, because she’s the funniest. 

I thought it was the Christian Science thing that was his undoing :D 

Before I even read the article I knew Scarlett Johansen would be on here. She is the white men of white women. 

“Chris Pratt fans” you can’t all Katherine Schwarzerwhatever and her 75 fake insta accounts ‘fans’

TBH anyone who associates with Oprah, the biggest snake oil salesperson on the fucking planet, can go jump. 

Eh, I personally like her sketches and her stand up more than her movies (they suck, but most comedy movies don’t land. Looking at 90% of Judd Apatow movies)

I regret I have but only one star to give.

I had a six week hospital stay a few years back and paid $83 for the cost of fancy meds u[on my discharge. I had at home nursing visits for the two weeks following every day, and never paid a thing.  

That mindset is honestly awesome :) My dad sometimes says cringey things and I’m just like ... take a second to think about what you just said and WHY you said it.