jesseandtherippers
jesseandtherippers
jesseandtherippers

"Bullshit on Parade" is fantastic, though not as good as the tags "Sleep Now in the Fries" and "Grillin' in the Flame" . . .

No, that was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

How dare you?! Blaspemy!

I miss pre Serious Actor, Action Hero Will Smith.

Some thoughts on the the Emma Watson/4Chan story.

OMG sometimes i can't. Even talking about gender equality enrages people?! Not trying to take over, EQUALITY?! im done

This is what happens when you praise every little thing your sons do.

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

"Oh. That is worse."

Gross explanation by medical student:

Eye merkins?

While I'm not disputing the decidedly Euro-centric representation of features, I do take a little issue with dismissing all of these women as "white" - a lot of them are of mixed-race, and are of a time when intermarrying of wildly disparate family backgrounds for political alliance was the norm. Yes, their features

That's a muscle costume... right?

I am printing this out and framing it.

I don't care how heavy an alligator is, it is still made of pure terror and nightmares.

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.