jesseandtherippers
jesseandtherippers
jesseandtherippers

Miranda Kerr AND friggin Adriana Lima? Da fuq ladies? You can rebound way better than with that little shitstain. Team Legolas. I'll take two shirts please.

The Wire, baby

I just came looking at that grilled cheese

I'm going to start growing mine now and get ahead of the trend.

I'm the same. They were even fuller when I was younger (and pretty much exactly like Delavigne, maybe more). Narrowed with age but still a lot thicker and darker than most.

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs....

I'm glad brows are back. Mine cover most of my forehead.

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.

No shows don't generally run on time, but that's usually due to opening bands running over, equipment being set up/adjusted, and not just the complete and total lateness of the performer. She's such an entitled brat.

Lauryn Hill doesnt seem like a very nice person.

Team audience. Show up and act like a professional.

Yes they are all uniquely marvelous, and they should be worshiped as is their due. (NSFW)

I shall accept it.

I just tweeted yesterday that Ares was the original Joe Manganiello and NOBODY GOT ME.

Yup <3 Ares 4 lyfe!

Yeah, but we don't really want him to be a Joxar >_< The sexy one was Ares >_<

"I don't know who this dude is but he's serving me Fritz-from-Swiss-Family-Robinsonrealness and I am riding a fucking ostrich into the past POSTHASTE."