Between myself and my roommate packages have been left at my house daily for the past two weeks. Not one time did a driver knock. But I could hear the truck door close, so I knew FedEx was here.

I was thinking the same thing. What if LeBeef's name was switched out to a female celebrity that stirs similar strong love/hate reactions....say a Miley Cyrus. (I wish I had an actress in mind.) Would this conversation be so blamey? I doubt anyone, except trolls, would say, "well she asked for it" or "she said you…

Hahahaha. Dru Hill. Hilarious.

There are some really bitchen portraits on that tumblr.

This is a healthy chunk of European art. Mostly of aristocratic Italian, Spanish and English ladies done. I feel like I spotted Anne Boleyn, Georgiana Devonshire, and Lucrezia Borgia just to name a few. (And if they weren't aristocracy they were courtesans.) I just don't think there were many dark skinned gals in the…

damn, and I just plucked out a couple.

Years ago, I went to a MAC counter (mind you I have caterpillar eyebrows) and the girl doing my makeup goes, "Oh, I love your brows, they are so... um... retro." I about fell out of the chair from laughter. Look at me now MAC girl, I'm finally in fashion.

And thank god for tips. I can hardly get my manager to give out paychecks on time. (Let alone show up to actually sign them.) When I say something, I just get snark.

I feel like the issue here is that it seems like you are implying that most servers are unscrupulous tax avoiders. (Even if you are not trying to do so.) There are bad apples in every industry. Please don't let our bad apples drive your argument. I would say that quite a large percentage of servers are honest. Also…

Puberty was the biggest hindrance of my fitness. Being insecure about running or doing sports with bewbs.

I got Jaws and Farenheit 451. Then I had a facepalm moment when I realized that the poster for Aliens was not for Bullitt.

Can you imagine the hilarious sight of a pack of natural C+ sized ladies trying to jog without bras? Everyone would be attempting to smoosh their boobs down with a forearm to keep their boobs from bouncing around like a super ball.

Gosh, as a gal with monumental sized mammaries, I wish I could go sans bra. I tried to do a jumping jack with no bra on and almost gave myself a black eye. I am jealous of your ability to be bra free.

I'd say the misappropriation of taxes by government officals is much more harmful to schools and/or roads than whatever small amount doesn't get claimed by service industry folks. If you have issues with that take it up with your local government. Please don't take it out on your local servers.

or get them some tic tacs.

I was wondering how Silicon Valley didn't rank us higher. The bay area is full of nerds.

I'll cut anyone that talks shit about flavored creamer. My mom likes flavored creamer and she's a saint. A saint with a love of very sweet creamer with a coffee after taste.

As a San Francisco bartender, I will say, people could tip better. I work hard. I make cocktails all night long. But for the most part, the young tech professionals tip the worst. And the service industry folks tip the best. The problem with places like San Francisco is young people come here and get offered insane…