Oh shit Bloody Mary. I was legit terrified of that and the Sandman for MONTHS. I couldn't sleep. Once the light went out in the bathroom in my school, and all the girls were SURE Bloody Mary would come for us (she comes in the dark) so we made a nun escort us in there. (Catholic school). I shed real tears over that…

How does one get from Ooo Creepy Internet Stories to LET'S STAB THIS GIRL 19 TIMES? This is like blaming heavy metal for Columbine.

I was getting that plus some of Adrian's early works for Joan Crawford. This one is from Dancing Lady in 1933, released just a few months before they started enforcing the Hays Code.

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

I feel like they could have found cuter nude underwear, but otherwise this whole look is fantastic.

Maybe Oakland should change their slogan to: Oakland, the Florida of the West Coast.

welcome to oakland. thugville with hipster fringe. horrible city and getting worse everyday. our evening news, almost EVERY night, starts with a death of some kind in....wait for it, oakland.

Yeah, "I think I'm turning Korean" just isn't the same.

He doesn't look like a real person.

If he'd have only gone for Japanese, I would have the perfect video to post...because I remember the 80's...

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

I swear, I am going to get "I can tell by the pixels" tattooed on me one day.

He's a real sidler.

I sent Anna Wintour a picture of me wearing my sweatpants and a Dog the Bounty Hunter t-shirt I got on sale at a Family Dollar store and asked her if it was cool if I went tonight. She told me I could wear the outfit at the Met Gala, but only if I agreed to sit with Giuliana Rancic. I turned her down.

Sorry, didn't realize that your way of social networking was The One True Way. I'm with you in terms of how I use social networking, but I'm also not so full of myself as to think that my way is superior than others.

Stop saying "cull".

I hope there was enough Kodachrome for mug shots. Nice bright colors.

After recently seeing Paul Simon in concert and witnessing an entire arena of people joyfully sing "You Can Call Me Al" word for word along with him, I have to say that he is a national treasure. I hope things turn out well for him and his wife.

Any excuse to post Cylon and Garfunkle

Neighbors prayed for the "Sound of Silence"