Otis Redding would disagree with you.

Nice, but my cat will only want the box it came in.

I will sit where I want, thank you.

i foresee many attacks launched from the hole in the top

OMG... I'm one of those people who flew to England to be there for the Royal Wedding (WHATEVER, y'all... I have family there so food and lodging was covered) and I just love her. I know it's wrong and there's a ton wrong with the monarchy structure, but I love me some Kate. Maybe it's because we're both Capricorns. …

Some of the coffee purists are probably going to look at me like I just murdered a baby panda, but dammit I like flavored creamer in my Aeropress'd coffee. The frother stirs it in and puts a foamy head on my coffee. I like it. Shut up.

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!

cracker knows that feel.

agreed. The people working at bergdorf don't make millions. That's harassment and totally messed up if it's true.

Is anyone else kind of sick of the unconditional love Jezebel has for Beyonce? She terrifies people at Bergdorf's because she routinely gets them fired? That is a downright bitch move. But noooo, Beyonce, the "Queen" or whatever. Bleh.

I think the only time I actually laughed at Boy Meets World was when the mom sent Eric on an errand: "Take the money to the bank, make a deposit, come right back." He kept repeating it to himself so he wouldn't forget. Cut to: "Take mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap."

"Excuse me, I've been eating bread my whole life, and gluten will literally kill me."

These are my favorite kinds of customer stories, because not even the kindest soul could think that the customers are right in these situations.

"... robbed the place with a machete two weeks later." <—-funniest statement in this entire article.

Nah, that would be Jim from accounting. Such a dick. I'm sporting the sleek blue business casual coat and orange shirt. Rhonda from HR is going on and on about her kid's soccer game over the weekend..AGAIN

Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room

cue the influx of morons who will defend racist behavior from non-whites simply because they think our history and the infrastructure born of it means we deserve to be made fun of. No one deserves to be racially mocked, even white people who like to preach to other white people about racism when they have no fucking…

The funny part? Technically that's better work than the original photo ;)