Don't you mean "I mean to pry"?

Have you never lied before?

This site is really becoming DIYcellphonemount.com.

I love how deadspin always point out bleacherreports lame methods of getting hits or getting higher on google. This is just getting ridiculous. Can someone find out who made Teo's coat he wore that night and see what they think?

Isn't she right?

Park in the garage.

neither. uprinting.

Thanks for this.

I wasn't disagreeing with your argument. I agree. Just that you're a moron for the way you choose to lay out your argument. I agree that we shouldn't make hasty judgements about people without knowing their circumstances... kind of like how you shouldn't hastily call people dense or say 'go fuck yourself you little…

Um, are we really talking about geometry when phones are somehow balancing on their edges? This is like having a problem with inspector gadget for having so many tools in his overcoat.

As esiedlecki so wisely put "It seems to me that you are the one being rude by even considering the notion that people with burn scars are all inherently ugly." I love how you're also saying 'go fuck yourself your little shit" while trying to correct offensive language.

They discovered unobtainium.

Yep, end of the baby's story that is. You fucking murder. Your problem is that you can't say anything without backing up into your pathetic semantic defense. "Actual babies", "Zygotes", "lumps of cells", it's all bull shit you're spewing and I don't give a fuck what you call them to make yourself feel better.

What a sad question. Because you are fucking supporting the mass murder of actual babies not 'lumps of cells', which is an obvious disappointing euphemism invented to deflect guilt. If you saw me intervening on the street where someone was about kill a 1 day old baby, would you have the nerve to ask me why I'm so…

Trust me on this one, nobody wants 'access' to your uterus.

Wow. Now it's obvious theyr'e really just slowly trying to exile us grandfathers. Next they're going to take picture messaging from us, move us to the basement, and take our staplers away. This just makes me more anxious for the jail brake. Keep up the good work dev team!

I agree with you. I absolutely put the women above the 'potential fetus' (sufficiently unemotional scientific term to deflect the human nature of the baby) IF and only IF the mother is in immediate physical danger. I also include long term emotional danger of carrying a baby as a result of rape. Other than that, I…

Once again, you are obviously incapable of looking at abortion without tricking yourself into thinking it only affects a few cells. Can you please count the number of cells a baby has in its second trimester and tell me how it can still be considered a clump. "Abortions generally don't have an impact on anyone…

It's easy to say all this now that you're all alive and typing away. Guess what?... you weren't aborted and you get to live in this world full of dipshits like me trying to ensure everyone gets that same shot. But by all means if you really feel as strongly that it didn't matter that you were born at all, go ahead…

Such a classic lie to justify to yourself. You have to convince yourself that in order for it to be right you have to believe that it's for a clump of cells. So sad: