Those comorbidity studies have only been performed with data from cases of COVID-19 in humans. I have seen no evidence thus far that conservatives have even the slightest hint of humanity. 

The US doesn’t really need the WHO because we have the CDC...oh wait, Trump destroyed that too.

Trump is more like the alien who talks through the scientist to say, “Die,” when asked what they want from us.

Unfortunately, conservatives are a lot like cockroaches in that they don’t die so easily. 

Aww man, they only had one week left to go until retirement...er, I mean, end of the lockdown.

The problem is that he did all the heroic stuff first and then followed it up with all the fascism and interfering with democracy for Russia. It’s like the opposite of a redemption tale.

One act of heroism does not make up for all the fascist shit that came after it.

Let’s just do the same thing we did when we convinced them that global warming was dangerous.

He tested negative, so there’s no reason to have him stop shaking people’s hands. Oh, you don’t want HIM to get it. Well, to each his own, I guess.

She.

I cannot believe she would throw her life away just to protect Julian Assange, who used her to get famous, used her as bait to bash Obama and obviously hasn’t given a shit about her for years.

He was a general? Damn, I thought he was just her NCO.

The use (or non-use) of an Oxford comma is a purely stylistic matter, not rising to the level of a “grammatical issue.”

They’re going to Portugal. Down South America way.

It’s not like he wrote it for money or anything.

Quick, somebody put a bunch of Russian flags in dog shit up on Facebook.

It’s shocking that the international community still treats the US any differently from, say, North Korea at this point.

Nah, after Windows Vista, he still owes us a bit.

To be fair, the use of -kun and -chan is still more formal (and less intimate) than saying somebody’s name without any suffix at all, but they are diminutive and can therefore be used as terms of endearment or condescension. I would not recommend using either term with an adult unless you are on familiar terms. Also,…

An actual coup did take place and it was instigated by one James Comey in October of 2016.