I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

Analog dick pics! OMG

That's brilliant, and better if the shit looks like a dick

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of TWO THROBBING DONGS, must be in want of a wife.

I once licked a pussy so furiously that it exploded and love juice filled the hull of the ship we were sailing in until the boat sunk. Then I used my titties like the propellers on a motorboat and took us safely to shore all while she fingerbanged my asshole. True story!

I LOVE this picture. It looks like the uterus is curtseying.

You deserve a Nobel Prize for coining the term "Thorgi."

Thorgi's got that Asgardian smile down pat.

I more of a Matthew McFadyen-in-a-field-at-sunrise kind of a girl, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Yeeeah, that's my boyfriend's problem. It was all fine and dandy until he looked down. A bloody penis was a boner killer for him, for sure. That and Mika music.

When my Best and I were fucking around (HA!) she'd get super horny the week before. Also ravenous. She calls it her "Heat Week."

Yeah, I hate this "It's all in your heeeeaaaad" thing! I think there must be some kind of hormonal shift because I used to get it a lot but since I've been on the pill it's reduced both PMS and period horniness (also my boobs got bigger). A friend of mine described period horniness as "hump the table corner" horny,…

My friend is a sex researcher, and she says it's because of testosterone. this is also likely why perimenopausal and menopausal women tend to have a consistently higher libido.

Everyone has T. Men have more than women, of course, but even women have T. But balancing out or blocking our T is our E (estrogen) and our P…

my guy will do it morning noon and night. I could have fire coming out of my vag he still would want to do it. Nothing stops him.