I read Silverchair and my mind immediately went to my high school dream boy, Daniel Johns.

SCREW GOVERNMENT IT'S FOR COMMUNISTS!!!

YEAAAH SLUTS!!!!! GO US!!!

The crowd begins to roar "BOB-BY! BOB-BY!"

My girl wants to

Seriously. Wasn't her precious "Molly", glorified Ecstasy WHATEVER, really the hip 90s drug? Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Miley...just, go to bed or something.

I follow him on twitter and he gives me ALL the feels.

I'm waiting for the "How to Draw Real Dicks" post so I can say:

This piece's assumption that "Somali man" = "Shabaab terrorist" leads to a lot of racial stereotyping in my community (the Twin Cities). In particular, there's a huge amount of unwarranted mistrust of Somali men and boys, which leads to police misuse of force, inadequate access to jobs and education, lack of…

Someone asked Hillary Clinton that an interview when she was the Secretary of State. I think she responded, "Would you ask a man that?"

Just once...JUST ONCE...I'd love to hear a reporter ask a male politician/musician/actor/director/doctor/judge/whatever ask the following questions:

I would take that request literally and roofie his lasagna.

I'm not sure I've ever seen so much creepiness packed into five words.

He's a walking stereotype. A perfect storm of all the racist and classist cliches about Italian American men. Which breaks my heart because I know tons of Italian American girls whose fathers and husbands are such great guys.

It's very easy to not like bras when you sort of have an internal one via breast implants.

The devil? These ladies may have something to say about that.

Here's when Newsweek jumped the shark:

But wouldn't it also numb your vagina?

Yeah, Tempe! Go Sundevils!

Not at all surprised that Gina Gershon would rock this, considering her Donatella-esque character on Ugly Betty.