Every time I see that bastard doing things that don't involve finishing the Song of Ice & Fire I want to kill him. But that would mean the series doesn't get finished so I don't. Also I don't know where he lives and I feel that murder is wrong.

My son recently did a book report on Bonnie and Clyde. Here's his opening paragraphs.

Farrah Abraham seems about as "teen" as Courtney Stodden.

Wouldn't Farrah's b-hole have been more apropos?

Luxembourg was too small to contain her train?

Sorry, what? I was momentarily transported back in time to a Wet Seal store, c. 1997. On a more serious note, I believe that may be a Betsey Johnson dress.

Dont forget unicorns!

I work in the field of risk management and safety and for the life of me cannot understand why porn actors should be exempt from PPE (personal protective equipment) when shooting movies. All employees who work in high-risk occupations (construction, manufacturing etc.) are required to wear some type of protection.…

That look on her face is heartbreaking. People will freaking watch porn condoms or no condoms — I hope common sense rules here.

It's so brave of them to come out and talk about this issue. There is so much stigma about sex work and HIV and for these performers to demand better of their industry is so important.

I lost my ability to be shocked sometime around Sinéad O'Connor on SNL tearing the Pope photo. Janet Jackson nip slip? Meh. Bjork chanting "Free Tibet" in China? Meh. M.I.A. doing anything at all? Meh. Madonna's entire career post "Like a Prayer"? Meh. Miley and the foam finger? Meh.

I'm going to just assume that the lack of gochujang anywhere on the list, let alone near the top, is just an oversight, and not a display of complete ignorance/incompetence.

You mean they're brave enough to come out from under their bridges and be surrounded by real-life Jezzies?

This is the best thing that's happened all day.

Are... you even allowed to have 3 black men on the same TV show at the same time?

Frankly, I think if you want to be uplifted, the internet is the last place to start.

I feel like I'm still even sadder about her divorce than I would be about my own.

As a straight woman I am horrified to be labeled as some sort of Lilly Pulitzer-wearing basketball player-dating dipshit.

Anyone with a brain in his head loves Sriracha, of course, but I find it even better on the mundane and, well, crappy foods of the world than on the Asian-inspired noodle fusion micro-cuisine it's so often paired with. As you point out, Albert, macaroni and cheese goes from basically a starchy pacifier for the litter…