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Retweet if you used to be a @perezhilton fan but then realized he was a douche!

And Kinja highlights the wrong picture. Of course it did!

Very Kartrashian. The hair, the see through top, the skirt... all very Sears.

You mean doing bad things won't help me advance in the world ?

Probably did coke too.

Shit, Thomas Jefferson was a fan. But it became way more mainstream in the late 70s early 80s.

"It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew."

I think we could find her a nice little hut in Appalachian Kentucy to tuck her away for a very long time. Not sure if the other backwoods people would find her twerking as funny as I have.

I wonder if Miley knows that those tattoos are gone with her next pedicure. Tattoos on the soles of your feet and palms of your hands do not last. At all.

I think the only one of those I've ever heard was the designer question. And it was Seacrest asking someone on the Oscars red carpet..

I don't buy magazines. Why would I spend money on a mag if I can get all the content free online and not have a stack of magazines that need to be recycled?

Can Cher please be Auntie Mame?! She would fucking nail it!

She should blackmail him. Karma's a bitch Don Draper.

He's out a bit too much for an author who needs to close up an extremely popular series.... he needs a timeout.

Me too! Nevermind us crazy fans, he needs to finish it before he succumbs to death via natural causes.

We need to lock GRRM in a room until he finishes that book dammit.

My friends who got new iPhones were doing this over the weekend. It's not just Reddit creepers, it's most hetero guys.

What is wrong with Anna Farris? It's not the color, it's something else. She looks like she has the sads... Also, Christina Hendricks will always be my style icon.

I am an asswipe loyalist (yes, I use TP too, but sometimes you need a little extra). We're not all nasty. Just the assholes who are too lazy to take out their bathroom trash and instead flush their asswipes.

I'm not going to argue with you on this any further. I see where you're going with blaming these people for contracting HIV and I'm not going to go there.