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It's pretty sad that you need to explain what rape is to ivy league college students.

I am the same way. And they make me record the voicemail for work. Assholes.

It is possible to be drunk and genius at the same time, donchaknow.

Not really scary, a few parts made me jump and season 2 was had more gore. I'm a fucking whimp when it comes to scary movies and absolutely love this series. The Coven I feel will be the best one yet. If you don't want to mess around with seasons 1 & 2 it's not like they're correlated or anything. You could watch 3

I think that's where this is going. "It's not porn, it's HBO".

pretty much everyday. for various reasons.

These pants need to be either longer or shorter. Once again I cannot highlight the picture. You know which ones I'm talking about.

I love how Kinja autocorrects Beyoncé to have the accent over the e. That being said, girlfriend is probably shaking it

I don't think we're that lucky unfortunately.

She should have bought some rubber sheets.

I'm also a fan of the Braveheart method of castration. I too know too many survivors of rape. Being one myself, there's nothing more I would want to do than rip a rapist's balls off with my bare hands. Sorry, too much anger for a Tuesday morning. Off to look at kittens or sloths or something.

Oh no. She doesn't come close to Carmen Sandiego. Carmen Sandiego taught me everything from geography and typing to style and how to be a badass. Why did we not get a live action movie of this? I feel deprived. Was there one and I missed it?

Mavis Beacon! Loved that bitch back in the day.

Even the dresses that look like ruffled bed skirts are cute. And I though I was in lurve with Christian Siriano's collection. Zac Posen blew his ass out of the water.

That idiot who was formerly known as Ron Artest needs to remember to put an apostrophe when using a possessive.

Sorry, she's all mine. You can come over and we can play Cards Against Humanity. She loves that game. Played it once with the rest of the family and she's hooked.

My grandma was the same way. Some of the stuff on her Kindle makes even me blush.

Sorry Tyra, Eddie Murphy did whiteface much better. He's totally smiling with his eyes in this shot.

I would wear almost everything in this collection. Like most runways, there are a few things I would never wear, but very few... I knew this boy would be making waves.

Really? Unattractive? That's okay... more for me!