I wonder what the dress code violation was....

Mirrors? I can already tell that you're not a good driver.

This looks like hospital garb.

I think she just had a baby not too long ago. Might explain the boob envy....

not Jewish but I fux wit some lox & schmear

especially babies...

No it doesn't. But if you'd like to stop imaginary dating 18 year olds and think about dating women your age, you'll have to come to terms that real women will have cellulite, or cottage cheese as you prefer. Grab a spoon and dig in.

Is this school ran by Ms. Trunchbull or something?

Cheaper than buying the penis cake mold. Jell-O is a more penis-like substance anyways. I now know what I'm doing for an upcoming bachelorette party. Question is what flavor? Grape or peach? Maybe one of each... thank you for the great idea!

For the record... men have cellulite too!

Seems like you've spent a lot of time analyzing the underbutts of 18 year olds. Fucking toll.

Or this lady repurposed the penis cake tin to make all kinds of shit:

Why give your boyfriend a penis cake? WTF Miley.

Oooo.. the one with the built in sharpener! I swear I have more HK stuff in my adult life than I ever did as a child. I was more of a kerokeorkeroppi girl back then, I can also afford to satisfy my obsessions now that I'm in the real world.

I guess they would. After looking at the stills I really think it's that I like pubic hair. Even if it is to keep a man warm down there to reduce shrinkage.

Bill Nye the Science Guy will make Dancing with the Stars watchable. I wonder if he'll be rocking bowties. I hope so.

I see your point. Ohio taxpayers would have had to pay for this dickhead to eat and live out his days in jail. I was hoping those days in jail would see some of the brutality that he inflicted on those girls.

Who gave this asshole sheets?

It just didn't make sense. I guess because there were a bunch of baby vamps running around. They just could have taken it into a whole different direction. I guess I'm biased. Quinn still gives me wet dreams....

Obstacle course I'm down. I could never climb a rope. I'm 5'1... these stubby arms and legs aren't meant for that shit.