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NFSW. Here's the Tumblr link. My mom sent it to me before I watched the last episode. If you follow the series don't click.

So is this the one where you eat so many tacos you give yourself uncontrollable diarrhea for a week?

Yay! Sometimes I don't even need the subtitles. They didn't believe me Pan's Labyrinth was subtitled. Um hello, we went to see it in the theater together! Whatevs, I got a new movie friend =)

I just hope it's a crash she survives.

It might be with the amount of alcohol that's consumed in my group of friends. But even then, that's not an excuse. Sad thing is, they're missing out on some great foreign flicks. They thought the US version of Girl With a Dragon Tattoo was good... the original would have blown their fucking minds.

My friends are all assholes who refuse to watch subtitled movies. "I can't read and watch a movie at the same time..." What.The.Fuck.

Is it called a pit? I've always called it a seed... My only true green thumb experience involves pot so you're probably right.

People are impressed with me ­because I can sleep for just 45 minutes – I’m used to it.

The books got a little cheese dick too, not gonna lie. And they killed off some key characters really early who are my favorite in the shows. I say I stick around for Erik and Alcide... but really I'm sticking around for Lafayette.

Oh we're hetero and he'd argue about it. It's part of our dynamic.

So I was not very happy with his full frontal. Maybe I'm a fan of pubic hair. Maybe he's a grower not a shower. Maybe I'm more inclined to leave penises to the imagination unless there's penetration involved. I don't know, it just didn't do anything for me. He does have a delicious body though.

They should have followed the story line of the books more. I would have loved to see Quinn. The whole vampire jail thing was just stupid.

That is so cute. But we'd argue over who got the seed...

What the fuck are we teaching our youth...

I live in Hawaii and I live in Neutrogena. I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed descendant of Vikings. I don't go out in the sun between 10 & 2 unless I have an umbrella or tent. The UV index here is really high most of the time. If you will be spending prolonged time in the sun I recommend clear zinc oxide for your face

I text in complete sentences, my boyfriend would much rather talk in person than over the phone and especially via text. He actually disabled texting on his plan. Maybe he's a more face to face kind of guy....

That is almost a whole boob...

Courtney Love looks like she'll need that Pedialite in the morning. Girlfriend looks smashed.

I was just going to ask this!

I like yogurt because of the GI benefits, I think it's also helped me not get yeast infections. I can't prove that but I haven't had one since my one cup of yogurt a day started a few years ago.