Yikes, a stapler? I guess those of us who grew up as Catholics have learned to take shit with a grain of salt and learn to laugh at ourselves early in life.

Damn, didn't mean to offend you. Sorry you feel unwelcome on the site, I think everyone's pretty tolerant about each other's views here, but everyone's got a different sense of humor.

I didn't think so... my Catholic school's rules were no higher than 3" above the back of the knee. Since I'm so short, they always used to pull me aside to measure my skirt. It always was 3" above the knee exactly, even though it looked much higher. I think these dresses are super modest compared to some of the…

Looks like the hem of these dresses passes the Mormon underwear test...

I am a nail biter, a toe nail peeler, a zit popper, hair plucker, all that good stuff, but it's only when I'm nervous, and I am almost 100% certain that I inherited some sort of gene, my maternal grandmother and uncle both do the same things. I have gotten it under control by filing my nails daily so there are no…

I got Gardasil 10 years ago for free at Planned Parenthood. I'm getting my birth control free now (thank you Obama). I don't think privilege or class has anything to do with it. It's choice, both the choice to take care of your health (go for annuals & get tested) and to decide whether a vaccine is right for you.…

She's got some nice arms... everyone's jealous. That's the deal with her arms.

She used to scare the shit out of me...

"You can go into any shopping mall or any cafe, and you will see young girls sitting, having lunch, chatting away..." This quote makes everything seem way too Pleasantville.

It took me way too long to get "wand erection".

No shame in DSW rewards... I'm a member and they don't even have a store in my state.

Embrace your inner Emelda... we all have one ;)

You beat me to it.

Oh how I wish I could throw a carton of eggs at that lady with the sign.

So true. I loved it when that one baby grabbed Obama's mouth & nose. He totally just went with it. Obama does have his share of skeptics though, as do all politicians.

With 16 grandchildren you'd think he'd know how to correctly hold a baby. No wonder they're crying.

I want to come to your Sunday manicure brunch! Sounds like a blast!

I don't mean to be concern trolling... but she doesn't look as happy or healthy as she usually does. It could also be that her foundation is a tad too light, washing her out. Regardless I hope all is well with her.

Beat and dismembered his land-lady's cat with his bare hands... totally just lost my appetite.

Totally missed it. Shit.