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Mute that shit! That's what I did... he really isn't the most articulate of the athletes, but I just want to use him for his sexiness.

That is GENIUS!

Yup.... the good old days.

Yes, and the version with caffeine only way to kill a hangover.

I have been to Bellingham, and as long as the Canadians let me keep going there and buying Tylenol with codeine over the counter, I will let them shop at any damn Costco they want!

How is that bra comfortable or practical? Especially for us full figured girls.

I had a really bad night last night thanks to Sailor Jerry and his nemesis Patron, I'll leave it at that.. if I were in public last night, a few of those could have easily been me. And although it's bad to tease someone about an unruly tampon string (it happens) or hairy pits (that's a personal choice), it's good for

My friend told me that if I read it she'd get her copy back with red marks on every page, due to me being in grad school, I have become a huge stickler on grammar. She's on book two and keeps bitching about the overuse of the words 'mutter' & 'murmur'. I think I'll wait for the movie, especially if this guy is

Aww I was kidding, a Summer of Steinbeck sounds really fun, I haven't read Steinbeck since high school, not sure why. Once I'm done blazing through the Game of Thrones books I have sworn to read more classical novels and intelligent and less of the other crap I've been reading, I'll put Steinbeck on the list right

Because they're all reading 50 Shades of something...

I dunno but I was always told that dropping Visine in someones drink gave them the runs...

Bahahah... this made my Monday much better!

I was just going to say that... also, I would love to see one of those fast forward pics of Kimye at 80. Blinged out canes and all.

I am so going to try to weasel myself onto the set of Catching Fire. It's more to try to smoke weed with Woody Harrelson than anything though. I'm sure if I get close, he won't say no.

I'd like to be this guys first one night stand (thanks to whoever posted this first, I watch it multiple times a day) and whoever said GIF party every Friday, I'm in!

Well everyone knows it's okay for guys to cheat... but if a girl is unfaithful, OMG call CNN. Ugh, who cares, everyone has relationship problems, sound like this one's ending is a blessing for both parties. For the record, I hate Twilight.

My esthetician gave me an awesome exfoliant for weekly use after waxing, haven't had a problem, and I'm prone to staph infections. It works for shaving too, for people who shave their bikini area, it should be done daily; if razor burn is a problem use unscented, aluminum free, deoderant after shaving. The term

She pays a lot of money for her hair and makeup to be perfect. I would too if I had the money, she always looks flawless.

Hailee, you are not the only one girl. I have been through close to 10 dentists in my lifetime (25 years) because they won't shut up. I finally found one, and he's got TV's.

Not digging the curly hair. At all. He just doesn't pull off the curls like Andy Samberg. I would watch Dancing With the Stars again if he were on it though...