Thankfully I was never forced to wear saddle shoes! I donated all but one of my skirts. The one I kept is hemmed so short the nuns would shit a brick. Not something I'd wear in public unless it was Halloween.

The skirt Karlie Kloss is wearing is exactly like my Catholic school uniform... never got how plaid and pleats became a fashion trend (unless we're talking Clueless).

I'm sorry to be crass, but this sounds like the perfect place to find a creepy stalker.

All this stuff about being grossed out that they're dirty, has anyone ever worked in a restaurant before, especially washing dishes? Yeah, those dishes you eat off of a restaurants probably aren't very clean. This is actually rueally fun, my friend had her a male sushi platter for her bachelorette party...…

That girl looks strangely familiar.... maybe it's just too early.

Wow... the John Cryer / Casper Smart thing is uncanny!

I am about halfway through with book three, and it's getting to the mind blowing part for me.

I'm glad I'm not the only one completely obsessed with GoT... read the books, they're better than the show, and I fucking love that show!

Flying Maroney looks so pretty in that picture, she's a gorgeous girl, but her game face is FIERCE! She kind of reminds me of Posh Spice, in all the right ways.

This was much more understandable than the above article... and about 100 times funnier!

I bet she doesn't even vote.

Or smoke more weed and don't be so damn paranoid. Pot is a slap on the wrists in most states, so unless he's dealing mad weight or other substances, girlfriend should be fine!

Thank you Jesus!

YESSSSSS! "Hit it like the wrath of God" is my new catchphrase. Duct tape could work... I could get all kinds of 50 Shades on his ass. Time to calm down... getting a little too excited at work.

The girls with curls always want straight hair and vice versa. I guess it's like that with more that just hair...

"Male athletes like Phelps that have a suitably disarming grins aren't heavily exploited for their sex appeal the way female athletes are."

How does that happen? Seems like those two go together like peas & carrots!

Happy Hump Day =)

From what I hear from my cousin who's still in high school, the kids these days have moved on to the digital vapor cigarettes, I guess they're easier to steal or something. On another note, I am still trying to find out a way to smoke some weed in one of those things.

Drunk History is probably one of the best things that ever happened to the internet (besides you, Jezebel).