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Aside from us girls who were more into Iceman, pretty much any woman who saw Top Gun, Cocktail, or Risky Business wanted to marry Tom Cruise. Until they found out his actual height and what Scientology was...

My good friend smokes some mad trees, even now that she's pregnant. She smoked weed (and did much worse) during her first pregnancy (she didn't know) and the baby is now an intelligent 10 year old who was born on time (my birthday) and is fine. She talked to her midwife and the nursing staff and one nurse smoked til

This right here made my fucking day... well this and the giant glass of wine I'm drinking right now...

Seems like this year is much busier this year than others. Not just in my personal circle, but for almost everyone I ask.

Take your pen shopping with you... that's my only advice. I need to start carrying mine around all the time instead of freaking out every time I see a bee. Knowing my luck when I start carrying it I'll get stung.

Wow, some ignorance you've got. I think everyone is entitled to a fair trial, I've been on the other side of the law, and it's not fun. I think you're right that his chances are slim and none for a fair trial, but this is also the state where Casey Anthony was acquitted for the murder of her child. Calling me a stupid

I'm glad she called him out, this guy needs a wake up call. It seems that he thinks because this case has become a political issue that the Tea Party and other Republican extremists will keep him out of jail in the name of giving Obama the boot. Dear Mr. Zimmermann: for the sake of a fair trial for you, I suggest you

Yikes... I got some serious Girl With the Dragon Tattoo flashbacks reading the charges.

Doesn't surprise me that it's not illegal there. It's such a fun town, but I froze my damn ass off!

Why Amazon, of course!

When is it ever warm enough to enjoy a nude beach in SF?

AMEN! I don't just buy pink stuff, I like purple, teal, green, orange... I just like stuff that's got some color. Black is boring. This gold lipstick style pepper spray is pretty hot too!

It does sound like scabies... did anyone else have weird Google ads about "Sexual Sin"?

It's new and a lot of people haven't heard about it. I tried it, I wanted to share... If I was really trying to "shill" for them I'd put up my friend's personal site so you could buy from her.

I think my significant other likes the fact that that I out earn him.... it might be because I outspend him. By a lot.

My friend in Seattle is really into pyramid schemes, she's into the It Works wraps... not sure if they work because I measure in tomorrow. It's all the same shit, but if these wraps work I might be down to support her in her scheming, but I aint selling shit!

Thank you for this! I have a yoga mat at work that's been sitting in the corner feeling neglected, will try during my morning break! Sounds like it will help with more than my bladder control issues too.

Thank you... it's because people use the term feminist to label the extreme or when they don't know what they're talking about. I saw a bumper sticker that said "Real Feminists Don't Kill Babies" I seriously wanted to run that bitch off the road and explain to her what a feminist was.

I used to see ghosts when I was a kid. It freaked my mom out big time.

I do kegels all the damn time, maybe I'm not doing them right? I'm not sure what kind of lower ab exercises I could do to help my hoo-ha but I just got a gift certificate for a personal trainer (woot woot), so I'll ask. In defense of my bladder, my sneezes can be pretty damn epic, sometimes I feel like I've had an