Sorry Janice, I love you, but I'd much rather see your ass than your face.

So does Tequila & Percocet... but maybe that's just me.

They're the two sexiest farm animals...

I feel so bad for little girls with that problem, 13 year old's can be real assholes when it comes to pubic hair. I had to help out my friends daughter with that situation, he's a single dad and isn't good about that kind of stuff. I emailed her mom (like I did when it was time to take her bra shopping) and she gave…

I can see introducing girls to waxing at around 14 or 15, it's much better than giving a 14 year old a razor and shaving cream. I still have the battle scars from learning how to shave, it's a lot safer to wax in my opinion. I don't think it's a good idea to let a 14 year old get a Brazilian or anything, but I don't…

It's kind of hard to tell when my bad behavior began or ended (it hasn't ended...) I started early and I'm still not finished.

I sure hope teenagers still listen to Sublime... they need some REAL music.

Katie planned this divorce well, she's in it to win it, and by it I mean Suri. While everyone was out getting drunk for the 4th I was doing shots of Nyquil and watching hours of shit on Scientology craziness, if I were Katie I'd move to another country.

Our thoughts exactly, I think if the guys danced better (sorry Big Dick Richie) or if they had like one other professional male revue performer it might have been better. Maybe it's too much dancing with the stars, but I was like "they're so out of sync" had there been more cock & balls or at least more butt cheeks, I…

McConaughey wasn't just naked bongo playing... he was smoking a joint while doing it. Which makes it so much more acceptable, and yes Matthew, I love comfort, music, and your fine naked ass.

I just have one thing to say about Magic Mike... way to much dialogue! I hope the DVD comes out unrated, I'm really upset that not one guy did the helicopter.

Thank the Lord! I hated them as a couple, Katie always looked so sad. Maybe Tom Cruise will come out of the closet with John Travolta...

Russel Brand + Charlie Sheen = Extreme Relapse.

I don't think it's expected that sexual harassment will happen due to the emotional abuse that happens during basic training. The drill sergeants "break you down to build you back up", I do think that the members of the chain of command who are sexually harassing their subordinates are expecting that the abuse won't…

I almost said Lil Romeo wasn't ripped enough to play Finnick, but I now see why he dropped the Lil... I think he'll do just fine with that trident.

Turkey bacon is not as bad as this shit... no offense to vegetarians or turkey bacon fans, but in my personal opinion, if you're going to eat bacon... eat fucking real, greasy, delicious bacon.

I'm a pretty talented belcher and damn proud of it, I wonder if a career change is in line, sounds much better than the desk job I've got now. I wonder if the burp fetish requests are as high as the fart...

It's growing on me... after a day with no comments yesterday I can live with the new system.

I can't imagine the courage she had to muster to do this. I hope she sues the living shit out of them.

My friend is due in September and asked me to be in the delivery room, a first for me. I'm terrified and I'm not even the one having the baby.