Not sure if Letizia uses this stuff, but I do, it's Orofluido (from Spain), and is probably the best shit to hit my hair since I first met a brush 25 years ago...

I fucking love your name! And Chimay is very yummy, those monks know what's up... except I have to share a bottle because that shit gets me looped for some reason.

Agreed, why resist restraint when the subject fails to do so? I think it's funny that Bristol doesn't say she wishes she were on birth control or more careful about having sex, just that she regrets who the father of her child is. Thankfully it's Friday and I just poured a glass of Chimay and I'm going to end the…

I never thought about that... I might need to start wearing lipstick.

I saw this place on TV a while back (maybe a year or two) it's not a bad idea if you think of how horrible working girls are treated where prostitution is illegal, these girls get better benefits than I do!

Excuse me while I bang my head against my desk.

I wish you could explain that further. Since obviously my dumb blonde self is too stupid or obsessed with my luscious golden locks to understand your association to this piece and body snark.

I wish you could explain that further. Since obviously my dumb blonde self is too stupid or obsessed with my luscious golden locks to understand your association to this piece and body snark.

Probably that Canadian porn star who allegedly chopped up a Chinese student and mailed the body parts to political parties there...

Just a little somethin somethin for you Hunger Games nuts.... Catching Fire is supposedly going to film in Kauai later this year. I'll give more info as it passes through the rumor mill.

I can see where you're coming from, but I don't think this is the military's line to draw. But I do get the patriarchy thing within the military, check out this little tidbit on military uniform laws, geared at female spouses of male servicemen... I think it's still a long road ahead for women in the military still,…

I detest the smell! Until they make a condom that doesn't smell like a condom I refuse to use one with him. I might be singing a different tune if I was single and ready to mingle though...

I never knew there was a right or wrong way to do it lol...

Oh yes, we are well aware of that, he's absolutely paranoid about getting me pregnant right now, especially with the pregnancy virus going around my friends and family. I think he just likes to make a mess, always aiming for my hair, but he uses the excuse that it supplements my hormonal birth control.

I guess that's what happens when you catch an early AM flight from Las Vegas to NYC.

This almost has me tricked into thinking my boyfriend's obsession of pulling out and coming everywhere is really a selfless attempt at male contraception.

Looking back is when I realized how dangerous that situation really was. Thankfully since I went to the police first and my school wasn't involved this was all kept under the radar from my parents. In hindsight they probably should have been notified, but I don't think I would have had the balls to call the cops if my…

My legs are too short to wear flats... unless they're slippers (or flip flops for you mainlanders).

I am sick to my stomach after reading this. I was almost roped into prostitution by a girl who I thought was a friend when we were 15, luckily I caught on to what was going on and put some major distance between the girl and I. It got to the point where she had a guy, who I'm assuming was a pimp, harass me everyday…

My favorites have got to be FUNCH & DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE... can we have more of these, very entertaining & informative!