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Some things never seize to amaze me... like that fucking awesome GIF. That vanity reminds me of my Barbie Malibu Mansion days.

I like how Victoria Beckham isn't always hamming it up, like other SoCal celebs... I won't mention any names. She gives off the ultimate ice queen vibe, which might be an incorrect assumption, but I wouldn't want to smile every single time a pap wants a pic either.

I didn't know Brenda Song was Hmong, very interesting, probably because I did a massive research paper on Hmong people living in America. Jezebel is teaching me some shit today... I learned a new word and now this... keep em coming! #TheMoreYouKnow

I have seen a lot worse shit called art before. I think people are more pissed that he torched a bag that nobody I know could afford or be snobby enough to own, sorry I think they're ugly, I'd much rather have 500 leather Coach purses than one Birkin. On that note, I don't think Tyler Shields will see the end of his

I never thought I would say this, but in a way I agree with Michael Lohan (and I have to slap myself now). But the pharmaceutical companies (and in a way the US gov) are the biggest fucking drug dealers in the world.

Andie MacDowell's daughter is just gorgeous, a little too young for that slit (17), but just stunning, exactly like her mom,

I was thinking the same thing, but I think they are being Mexico specific.

Yeah... from the rumor mill here in Hawaii (where Beatie is from), she was attacking his private parts... whether they were male or female I do not know...

Finally someone gets it!

Not being sarcastic. I am the kind of tourist who takes pictures with locals (you should see my Vegas pics). I am also a minority blonde in a sea of Japanese tourist and often ask to have my photo taken (alone and with others... it's weird). Anyways, I think people should be focusing on nations who violate human

Everyone in Bali is so nice, the kids probably wanted their picture taken. This is totally taken out of concept. J. Crew isn't the most ideal company to shake a finger at when it comes to discrimination and human rights issues.

I heard the girl friend was beating him up in his sleep. I didn't hear they broke up but I wouldn't be surprised.

four kids...

My friend went to high school with him and I was wondering if they were going for #4. They aren't that I know of.

Steven Klein used Thomas Beatie as inspiration =)

That would be one styling kitteh... CeeLo would be jealous.

Not that it's really my business, but yes I am nosy like that, I want to know what kind of drugs Amber Portwood is on... it just says "controlled substance" in all the articles I've seen and some of her mugshots (there are many) girlfriend can't even keep her eyes open. Xanax bars anyone?

I did not know she was a Sniper... I don't think I knew she was Israeli. My baby brother is my only brother and he's a brat.

She is so beautiful... fuck those people who think otherwise. That sari is so pretty, I agree with you that she should have work a simpler top, that one reminds me of chain mail.

I'm down to throw down for bail money too! Give him a swift kick in the balls while you're at it... always does the trick!