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This show is good compared to other "talent TV", some of it is stupid (like all reality shows), but this guy with the Earth Harp better win this thing... and Steven Reckless the male pole dancer from last year was fierce too!

Diet is the worst 4 letter word of them all. It's not about going on a diet... it's about having a healthy diet AND lifestyle, pregnant or not. Fuck.

That was one of the best skits I've seen. Ever. I now record every episode of Jimmy Fallon since I can't stay awake that late without help.

No, but I am well aware of the side effects like vision problems and causing your dick not to work anymore. I will hopefully marry this dude, so I want to make sure that shit works.

I'm sure she's tanked... but apparently, the Donald does not imbibe.

Thank you for posting something on this, my boyfriend's friend gave him some Cialis and told him to just take a little bite off a pill to get a quick stiffy (fucking STUPID because he's never had a problem). Luckily I found the pills in his pocket while doing the laundry before he could try it, which he claimed he

I like Dev, she was pretty popular for a while and I was wondering why she dropped off the face of the Earth. Now I know it's for the same reason half of my friends have done the same, she's pregnant, this really is going to be the year of the baby, the DRAGON BABY.

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I think Lil Wayne said he'd tongue kiss her other tongue (skeet skeet skeet water gun)... it doesn't make much sense that any hip hop artist would criticize someone from getting their own.

Nietzsche Porn made me squirt coffee out of my nose!

I was hoping Aishwarya's critics were men, but the only once cited was a damn woman! Come on ladies, let's get real here... not everyone is going to be anorexic after birth just because you think they should look like a supermodel after nine months of carrying another human, cut the girl some slack!

I just got chills through my body reading this. She was much more than just a beautiful woman with a voice. RIP.

The first two sentences of that @ruthreichi tweet almost looked like Courtney Stodden hijacked her twitter.

"Dries up faster than a vagina at a Limp Bizkit concert"... bahahahaha! That right there just made my day. Adult acne sucks for everyone who gets it... I get some gnarly boil like children that pop up on my chin around that time of the month. I have noticed my skin clearing since I have been refraining from binge

You really cannot blame her for bad genetics.

She's picked on because she says stupid shit! It happens to everyone who says stupid stuff before they think, including myself. She chooses to put herself in the public eye, it's our responsibility to IGNORE her.

Eyebrows, ears, stupid haircut, the awkward smile... it's all screaming love child of Carrot Top and a Vulcan..

That website has given me a lot of insight to my own life... I sometimes feel that Joan Crawford is my mother's idol.

My other half refuses to text, he can't even receive text messages. I kind of love it...

It's like a cross between gayface and a ginger version of Spock... it's really weirding me out.