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I hope this is awesome and the A-hole execs don't giver her the ax before she comes into her own! Mindy Kaling is one talented girl... I'm pretty sure she shits gold. Great cast too!

The only good thing about TMZ was putting this guy on TV... This whole Bryce Dallas Howard thing is FUCKED UP!

Well fucking said! You just made my Monday a little better =)

That gif makes me want to go home and hug my lil mittens =)

I would only recommend hiring movers if you have small children... they tend to fuck things up... the movers I mean. I guess kids mess stuff up too, but I had an antique table that was in my family for years that was ruined by hired movers.

Saw a lady with a bumper sticker that said "Real Feminists Don't Kill Babies" yesterday... I had to exercise great restraint to not ram her off the road. That is all.

Totally true, except my crazy grandma visits for months at a time. I'm almost thirty... we are well beyond laughing about the situation. We throw a damn party when she leaves.

they don't call them flavor savers for nothing...

Okay well that makes sense, but I mean like an 8 year old who can stand and nurse while you're standing... should have clarified! I have heard of some women doing that.

Sorry, unless you are in an emergency situation, if your kid can stand up and nurse, it's time to stop. That is all.

Tin foil Eminem? Are you trying to get sleep or prevent an alien abduction?

Thank you, our electoral system is fucked up too... no need to point fingers at Mexico. Although that dress was pretty risque, it was much better than Santorum's sweater vests.

OMG! That baby elephant is so precious.

Maybe they had the song during the show or something... I just remember after watching it once that if I heard "Hey it's Jess" one more time I was going to slap someone. They don't say it too much anymore. It is highly possible that I am over reacting, my evenings are usually soaked in wine.

YES! I just had my first normal pap in 4 years in March! I got the shots about four years ago and have since visited my gyno every six months for screening. Now I only have to go back yearly =) just do it.

Many women don't know that even if you have a strain of HPV that you should still get the shots. Yes, there are side effects, my arm felt like it was going to fall off after I had each shot. I started to have actually had normal pap smears since receiving Gardasil!

There was a long time where I refused to watch the New Girl (about 1/2 the season) because of the damn intro song. My name is Jess... hearing it fucking 20 times in 2 minutes irritated the crap out of me. I have now given it another chance and I love it... and they cut back the intro too!

I think she meant live a life of love... who know's.. we're both blonde.

Woody Allen sure does make it look like LiLo has her shit together.... she looks flawless in that outfit & I lover her hair color!

They're looking at the stars when they should be looking at the script.