That was pretty realistic to me.... I love his butt dimples! Thank's for that image, always a good way to end the day with Brad Pitt's fine ass.

That is genius! The whole no wrapped gifts and of course the copious amounts of sangria... just genius!

With the pregnancy virus going around my group of friends and family (I am being extra careful this spring), I have decided to limit the money I spend on shower gifts this year. Of course the sister in laws and best friend will be getting special gifts, the other girls will get a little bit less. My usual budget for…

FRIED... not fired... two completely different things!

Wait... what... mashed potato deep fired tacos?! They sound good enough to run a marathon for.

I smell a lawsuit... a big fat juicy lawsuit.

Her abs are really making me regret eating that burger I ate for lunch...

This is nasty shit... on a lighter note, "Jesus Last Dance With Mary Jane Christ" is my new phrase for the office.

True, I have seen some not so great looking firemen, but you should really move to Hawaii, there are so many that are just smoking hot it's not hard to look past the tubby or old ones. Even some of the older ones are hot. Maybe I just have a thing for firemen...

The kitten in the beret totally made up for the horrible abuse done to tequila in this ad. I don't care what anyone says, beer in a margarita is fucking blasphemous. FYI Sauza: I prefer my firemen shirtless 100% of the time.

You must call a spade when you see it darling.

Call me lazy but that is just too much work for my daily, rush hour traffic, drive a stick shift & put on mascara without poking an eye out routine. I bet they look really good, but I like my trusty MAC felt pen.

Oprah already owns half (not exactly half... but a bunch) of Maui, she is very good to her employees there, nobody bad mouths her at all, which is surprising to me. I think Oprah became irrelevant the second she left network TV & let Dr. Phil fuck things up. Girlfriend has enough money to still live a lavish life and…

NIACIN... it turns you orange & makes you itch... but that shit works. For the record... weed isn't a drug... it's medicine bitches. #Happy420

That is awesome! I had a similar experience with recruiters, except I think I kind of released the dogs on myself when I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to take the ASVAP out of spite of my parents, I did incredibly well, totally surprised myself. I knew military life wasn't for me for many reasons, their…

Omg... no more Nigel?! That guy gets me all hot in the pants. And I love both Ms & Mr Jay to death... too bad I haven't watched ANTM for years... Tyra you will have to smize on your own.

An ex-roommates girlfriend used to consume coke like this. It was really disgusting watching her drink all that coke with no captain.... I just don't get it.

fucking uncanny....

I loved Christina's make up on Monday night, last night I wasn't so keen on the eyeliner thing she had going on... it looked cute when her eyes were open but I didn't like it when she closed her eyes. Her dress last night is something I am trying to find online today, it was horizontal stripes for curves that…

Alexa is a skinny mini by nature... she's got a healthy body and people should stop snarking. Crystal Renn on the other hand needs to dye her hair back... not liking the bleach blonde look on her at all, the photoshop was really bad on that pic too. In regards to Christian Louboutin maybe I could tell how…