This is the last thing I needed! I have been having a hard time sleeping lately, I usually sleep like the dead. I have been waking up at 1 or 2 am thinking my boobs are growing, and they really feel like they are bigger. I think it's because everyone around me is having a baby and my mind is fucking with me... I…

To be fair to Oklahoma, it's not just women's rights they've got screwed up. Up until not too long ago it was illegal to get a tattoo (had to go to Texas) and the only beer you can buy cold is 3.2%. But damn I <3 their Indian casinos and their Thunder was doing well in the NBA last I checked.

I've been lucky enough to be well traveled, I have been all over Europe and I'm sure that there are just as much organized crime and thugs with guns than in the States, even if you don't look at Italy. Maybe there are more people who legally have weapons in the US, which I don't agree with either, but you cannot tell…

In defense of Amanda Bynes... driving in heels is damn near impossible... I drive barefoot! But home girl has the $ to pay for a driver or a cab and that's much cheaper than a second or third DUI.

Mine were both hand sewn by my grandmother. You are so right, not only are they the most meaningful, you don't have to worry about someone wearing the same thing! I can't imagine spending more than $500 for a prom night, and that's including the hotel that would probably never happen for my kids lol.

Love it!

Frances has grown up to be such a pretty girl, she has her father's eyes and jawline. Unfortunately her mother is bat shit crazy, and probably should be banned from Twitter and all things public. I do have to admit that sometimes the hot mess that is Courtney Love is very entertaining, but to see her do this to her…

I bet that rancid yogurt would give you a great batch of food poisoning, which is really the best way to lose weight, even better than diarrhea since you get the purging both ways.

The gravy wrestling isn't so surprising... I just want to know how a monkey wrench comes into foreplay.

I think it's the same nose.. she's just slimmer in the cheeks and has better hair & makeup stylists. It's amazing what you can do with highlighter & concealer!

I could think of a lot more horrible things to find on unmarked tapes of your ex...

"While the Klan is adamantly against mixing skin color in the real world, they're adamantly in favor of mixing clashing text and background colors in cyberspace" just caused coffee to spray out of my nose. Totally worth the sticky mess....

Well if they treat people like such shit I don't see the pride in belonging to one of these organizations, networking opportunities or not.

Why didn't you press charges? If I woke up in the hospital not knowing what happened and had a doctor tell me that I would have a lawyer in there quick. I would have tried to have those girls arrested and after that I would sue the shit out of all parties involved, including the school. I am not a lawsuit happy…

I'd much rather drip dry onto a Kindle than ruin the Great Gatsby. Does anyone else find it hilarious that Logo of all channels is the slingshot to shoot little Eden into real fame... she really needs to be the newest judge on Drag Race, she could give them all a few pointers. I'm so against child pageantry, but she…

Damn, what is up with these lazy PE teachers? Did they not practice their own curriculum before turning it on the kids? I'm not in shape by any means, but if I slipped and fell into the PE teacher profession damn straight I'm going to try to do everything I have my pupils do. There would be no damn rope climbing in…

Saw a story line like this on Law & Order or something a while back... this happened with a lot more people than just this sicko too.

I don't understand how you use the bathroom with those nails... I bet picking your nose is fun though!

This article takes me back to my junior high years where my PE teacher weighed in at well over 400 lbs. He tried to punish me by making me run laps and I have forever despised him because I doubted he could complete one. I hated PE and running for so long, I have now overcome my hate of running, and I love it. But…

Agreed 100%... much better than some of the other Barbies I've seen come out recently.