If there's anything I can't stand more than a Palin it's a dead beat dad... to have them both in one article on Monday fucking morning is just asking for my brain to explode.

Didn't know that was an option!

For starters she has been exploiting Kurt & their relationship since even before his tragic suicide... She doesn't deserve the title.

Bitch better take that Cobain down... pronto!

If TSA were consistent in their enforcement it would be a different story, but since it seems that nobody knows proper procedure or etiquette, my answer is yes, TSA pat downs are sexual abuse.

"She chewed the shit out of my nipples until they were sore and cracked and bleeding. The left one had become semi-detached from the areola. It moved up and down much like the head of a Pez dispenser."

Perez looks like he took over Lindsay Lohan's party bus.

Yikes... I just want to know what poor animal he's wearing on his head. These poor girls are probably just pawns in one of the many crazy religious cults fucking up America.

And people think I'm crazy when I say I wish I could claim my birth control on my taxes, shit is expensive. I am saving the government and us tax payers money by not popping out a kid til I'm good and ready. I should get some sort of compensation for being so damn responsible... and selfish... but more responsible.

That's how I feel when I take Theraflu...

What?! I guess I read the book and loved the story and was so excited when Gosling was in it that the other actors (and their crappy acting) didn't really matter, though I do like Rachel McAdams, not necessarily as an actress, I just think she's a real natural beauty! As long as we can agree on our love of the…

Make room for me on the couch if that happens... I'll bring my own helmet & beer...

You couldn't pay me to wear either...

Snagfree my ass... I've had those from Sephora, and they pulled the shit out of my fine blonde locks. Never again... the Color Gum like somebody said down thread is the only thing that goes into my hair besides the occasional bobby pin or pencil.

How do you hate the Notebook? It is such a great story. I once walked in on my brother, boyfriend, and three other guys watching the Notebook. That was a funny moment... nobody can resist the Gosling!

You are my new best friend.

I bet I could pull my cat across the sand in a beer box... new project!

Team Brownies all the way... as @brightpeonies put it below... there are many ways to have sex but only one brownie.

I love Kristen Stewart's dress... that said I really just want to pull her shoulders back so she didn't look so slouchy. I love Michelle Obama but I dislike this look on her. Maybe it's the mom cut on the leather pants or something, it just doesn't look right to me.

Rule #1 = have the boxes before you start organizing, that way you can organize & pack at the same time.