Either you guys need bigger beach blankets or I am not as ravenous in the sack as I though lol.. I have one like this from Costco and only get sand on it when someone doesn't dust off their feet.

I don't mind either... but I'd rather get crazy on the beach than do the plain ole missionary. What's better than sex on the beach? Sex on a blanket on the beach to prevent the sandy box.

Dina aint going to say nothing about Alex Torres because she was probably next on that train... gross to think about but I'm sure those two shared more than clothes and coke straws.

Well then maybe I don't have to fry my brain trying to watch again.. sometimes I can feel my IQ level dropping when I watch crap TV like that. Drugs are much more effective & fun!

It was meant to be more metaphorical than snarkish... she's actually one of the more attractive looking members of the Palin bunch.

Pot meet kettle... kettle pot. And your chin still looks like shit Bristol, plastic surgery can't teach how to hold your head high and stick your neck out like the rest of the god damn world.

I actually think I might watch Jersey Shore again since Snookers is prego... I couldn't watch the Sami vs. Ronny bull shit after season 4.

How does this not conflict with Dr. / Patient privacy laws?! While we're at it why don't we bring back child labor, slavery, and take away a woman's right to vote (since our voices obviously don't count anyway).

Why so anti St. Paddy's Day Jezebel? Did someone get too drunk on green beer a few years ago? It's just like any other "commercial" holiday, such as Valentines Day, or in fact any other holiday celebrated in America because they all involve some sort of gift, special meal, or color coordination. At least I like to…

Me too! Maybe the problem is that we aren't high? I was like who the fuck could drive while on Salvia? I didn't know who I was when I tried that crap!

Sounds like a good plan, just know that you are being a very honest and respectful friend telling her before you do anything. Many of the girls I know wouldn't have thought twice about jumping into a relationship with this guy. Hope it all works out for you guys!

I would explain to your "sister" that if she doesn't want to make a move then you will, you could even offer to introduce them, but it sounds as if she'd rather die than ignite conversation. Why should you have to put your own emotions aside because she doesn't have the guts to even talk to this guy? Don't think of…

Boo Fucking Hoo... wear green or be pinched, drink all day or be punched. That's our motto and we're sticking to it =)

I inherited the anal retentive control freak thing from my mother who inherited it from her mother, who probably got it from her mother. I am a cleaning machine and I wouldn't want it any other way.

I really loved San Francisco, but Kauai is one of my absolute favorite places on Earth. It's a great place to escape for those honeymoon sexy times. There are also tons of hikes and waterfalls and other outdoorsy stuff. December is a good time to go since there's less rain. There are lots of bed and breakfasts if…

Wait a fucking second... that was the cuter, younger Franco? I had no clue and I watched that movie yesterday! Going to have to pay more attention and be less drunk now.

Hawaii... thankfully it takes a long time for fads to trickle down here. I think I'm glad I didn't go up close to them in SF... sounds like they put the moron in oxymoron. And yes of course you can both move to Hawaii, the weather is gorgeous 85% of the time, and it really isn't that hard to live on the beach in a…

I was so fucking confused about what hipsters were and what their deal was, we don't have any here that I could peg out. We went to visit family in SF and my sister in law had to explain them to me, since I saw a bunch and though maybe they were the hippies I could get weed from. I am still thoroughly confused, but…

as the sheriff...

Yes... but not if Hunter S. Thompson were still alive...